The Test

[yankeesfan]

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

 

[naruto1988]

lol. 8/10

 

[screw3d]

Old but still funny

 

[Kalvin00]

Bwahah! :laugh:

 

[apac]

Actually made me laugh! :beer:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

 

[Danman]

Hahah.....that's good.

 

[electified]

Originally posted by: screw3d
Old but still funny

 

[Actaeon]

That was great!

 

[dopcombo]

When I first head this one, the 3rd guy was carrying durians.

 

[Shawn]

hahaha

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: dopcombo
When I first head this one, the 3rd guy was carrying durians.

Ouch².

Old, but still brings a smile to my face.

 

[Psycho18]

made me laugh, 8/10

 

[oogabooga]

oldie but a goodie 8/10

 

[MrDingleDangle]

great one, i had heard it before but with watermelons :shocked:

 

[candicec]

Funny! Funny!

This reminded me of another old joke:

There were three men who die and meet God, each with their own vice.

One was a drunkard, one was greedy, and one was gay.
They begged God for another chance on earth, and God decided to let them each go back on one condition.

He tells the drunkard: "If you so as much drink another drop of liquor..poof..you are gone!"
He tells the greedy man: " If you so much as pine for another dollar..poof..you are gone!"
He tells the gay man: "If you so much as look at another man again...poof...you are gone!"

They all eagerly promise for another chance on earth.

As soon as the drunkard gets back to earth, he goes to a bar and drinks...poof! he is gone.

The two other men were then walking together down the street. The greedy man sees a bright, shiny penny in the gutter. He bends over to get it, and...poof! poof! they are both gone!





hope someone hadn't heard it before!

your pal,

candicec

 

[GreatBarracuda]

Originally posted by: candicec
Funny! Funny!

This reminded me of another old joke:

There were three men who die and meet God, each with their own vice.

One was a drunkard, one was greedy, and one was gay.
They begged God for another chance on earth, and God decided to let them each go back on one condition.

He tells the drunkard: "If you so as much drink another drop of liquor..poof..you are gone!"
He tells the greedy man: " If you so much as pine for another dollar..poof..you are gone!"
He tells the gay man: "If you so much as look at another man again...poof...you are gone!"

They all eagerly promise for another chance on earth.

As soon as the drunkard gets back to earth, he goes to a bar and drinks...poof! he is gone.

The two other men were then walking together down the street. The greedy man sees a bright, shiny penny in the gutter. He bends over to get it, and...poof! poof! they are both gone!





hope someone hadn't heard it before!

your pal,

candicec

LMAO!!! 10/10

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: candicec
This reminded me of another old joke:

There were three men who die and meet God, each with their own vice.

One was a drunkard, one was greedy, and one was gay.
They begged God for another chance on earth, and God decided to let them each go back on one condition.

He tells the drunkard: "If you so as much drink another drop of liquor..poof..you are gone!"
He tells the greedy man: " If you so much as pine for another dollar..poof..you are gone!"
He tells the gay man: "If you so much as look at another man again...poof...you are gone!"

They all eagerly promise for another chance on earth.

As soon as the drunkard gets back to earth, he goes to a bar and drinks...poof! he is gone.

The two other men were then walking together down the street. The greedy man sees a bright, shiny penny in the gutter. He bends over to get it, and...poof! poof! they are both gone!

ahaha, never heard that one before... surprisingly.

 

[trilks]

:thumbsup: for both jokes

 

[candicec]

I'm glad i didn't get flamed for it!
I have yet to post a thread topic (with the exception of my introduction) for this very reason!

:heart: you guys!

candicec

 

[mattg1981]

made me literally laugh out loud