The truth about cleavage!

[Elita1]

At the risk of getting in trouble with my gender, I feel it is my duty to warn all the fine upstanding male members of this board on the hideous truth:

:Q:Q:QCleavage can be easily faked!:Q:Q:Q

Don't let the illusion disguise the truth!
Just ask the girl you care for flat-out what her size is. Trust me in the end she will apreciate it!
(Note to Mods: please feel free to lock if deemed inapropriate)

 

[nateholtrop]

what u mean faked?

nate

 

[mztykal]

OMG!

Seriously?

I'd better start grabben em before I get in bed with em. Don't wanna be misled now do I!

 

[bleuiko]

FAKED?!?!? awww man... my world is like... falling apart...
this is like the matrix but worst

 

[yakko]

Women can fake anything.

 

[dennilfloss]

A little blush and the appropriate bra go a long way to make one Audrey Hepburn look like Christy Canyon. Just don't use mascara on your nipple hairs.

Ain't No Mountain High Enough (Diana Ross)

 

[Elita1]

Actually, Nate, I'm conducting a tiny experiment to see how many guys will post in here just because the word "cleavage' was in the title.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....it's a secret!

 

[mztykal]

Damn!

That means I posted twice!

 

[DannyLove]

women=deceiving

 

[virtuamike]

That makes me just another statistic I'll ask my girl about that later today. I can just picture it now . . .

Me pose question
Me get slap in face

 

[Electric Amish]

mmmmmmmmm.........cleavage....


Well, I can gaurantee that my wife's isn't fake. It'd take ALOT of stuffing to fake DD's

amish

 

[Elita1]

Mztykal: you didn't post twice. He did!----->

Dannylove=needs a lovin' woman

 

[vi edit]

I've known that for a while. Hell, even a man can appear have a nice "rack crack" if he put on the right bra

 

[Tauren]

I didn't know that it mattered.

ATTENTION WOMEN - it can work the other way around. (i.e., Funderwear)

 

[virtuamike]

Yes, that's what I need. A butt bra to support my cheeks.

 

[DannyLove]

<< Mztykal: you didn't post twice. He did!-----> >>


HAHAHAHAHAHHA< LMAO!!!!

i do need a lovin' women....

 

[Elita1]

Tauren--LMAO!!!
would love a pair o' those to scare my hubby to death!

 

[yakko]

<< would love a pair o' those to scare my hubby to death >>

That is just wrong.

 

[SSP]

Shhh... eakers might go mad again. You know... how theis is supposed to degrade woman and all.

/me hides under the desk

 

[Elita1]

<< That is just wrong. >>



Not really, Yakko. He needs taking down a peg. He's been struttin' around like he owns the place

 

Jeeze, this thread had one reply. I do a refresh under five minutes later and it has 18!!!

There has to be some &quot;woman poster to thread reply factor&quot; formula that we can derive from elita and happykittens recent posts.

 

[yakko]

<< He's been struttin' around like he owns the place >>

He does. We are men. Hear us roar. Bring us beer bitch.


















































hehehehe

 

[Yeeny]

Ahh, the Wonderbra. My only dream is to see some guys face when a woman takes it off and her wonderful assets fall to her knees....

 

[SSP]

LOL yakko!

EDIT

ROTFLMAO @ GF

 

[iamwiz82]

GF, i really did not need ot hear that!!

and can i just say...

































BOOBIES!!


::sigh:: 2 1/2 more hours til i can see my girlfriend...