The truth about cleavage!

[Siva]

Female posting formula

IF poster$="female" AND (keyword$="cleavage" OR keyword$="slut" OR keyword$="bikini&quot THEN
num.posts= num.post.reg * 100 / num.annoy.comment.by.woman * num.horny.guys
ELSE
num.erections=0

 

[Jmman]

Yeah, girls can do amazing things with bras. I knew a girl who had the appearance of a nice rack. Not a trophy rack, but nice nonetheless. When she took off the bra, she had absolutely nothing there........I have bigger breasts than her.......

 

[Nebakanezzar]

so elita, what is your "true" bra size?

 

[dennilfloss]

"He's been struttin' around like he owns the place"

You mean walking around naked, then facing you & flapping it against his knees while yelling "HUBBA HUBBA!"

Get Off (Kittie)

 

[Elita1]

<< Bring us beer bitch >>



well well well! looks like me and my FUNDERWEAR (with the beer balanced on top) are gonna pay an unsolicited visit to YOUR house!:Q
/me brings out the whip

No no, Dennil, he only does that when we have guests

as for questions about MY size I will only say: I don't fake anything, and my hubby is a very happy man

 

[Lily27]

All i know is i couldn't get cleavage even if my life depended on it... atleast for now.

 

[JayPatel]

<< Cleavage can be easily faked >>

Im still not convinced.....i think i need some pictures. :Q

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I need pictures to fully grasp the subject matter here... post pics please!

 

[bleuiko]

second that, for medical purposes only, of course

 

[JayPatel]

<< I need pictures to fully grasp the subject matter here >>

:Q

 

[Hanpan]

Yes no pictures must be spared in the name of science.

Something to think about.

Julia Roberts is a 34b according to my sister (not sure how accurate that is but she claims it's true) Now rember what she looked like in Erin Brockovcih. Those were not 34 b's. I guess i'm trying to say that gladly i agree with elita but i will reserve judgement until i see furhtur subjects and analyse.

 

[DannyLove]

<< IF poster$=&quot;female&quot; AND (keyword$=&quot;cleavage&quot; OR keyword$=&quot;slut&quot; OR keyword$=&quot;bikini&quot THEN
num.posts= num.post.reg * 100 / num.annoy.comment.by.woman * num.horny.guys
ELSE
num.erections=0 >>


excellent scripting.

 

[DannyLove]

<< All i know is i couldn't get cleavage even if my life depended on it... atleast for now. >>


your not thinking about............im...........plants................now are you, i hope not.

 

[Lily27]

HELL NO!!! I'm happy with myself, i can deal

 

[Phil21]

shrug.. they have all sorts of lift and tuck and push and prod devices they wear to fool us into actually wanting to sleep with them or something.

All I know that my GF looks great with nothing on, so I know for a fact it's not faked in any way. Of course, she can wear things that make her look WAY out of proportion (she's a size 1, abou 110lbs and 5'4&quot; or so.. mmmmmm). I prefer a nice proportionate woman. Bigass boobs on a small chick == gross, I'd rather have someone almost flat I think. *shrug* Usually a large B or small C is just about right for any chick out there, who's of a &quot;normal&quot; size (size 5-7? hell if I know womens clothing. hrmph.)

peace,

-Phil

 

[SuperGroove]

Someone mentioned cleavage?

I'm really not a cleavage kinda guy...I actually prefer smaller cupped women...

But I am definitely a legs kinda guy. WOOHOO!!

 

[Zapster]

Lots of things can be faked. A rolled up pair of gym socks can look like a million dollars in a slightly dark bar.

 

[dafatha00]

Must...not...look...at...cleavage...anymore....women....evil.....ALL....OF....THEM....

 

[Optimus]

<< so elita, what is your &quot;true&quot; bra size? >>



[In the voice of the lawyer from Seinfeld]

Oh they're real... and they are Speeec-TAC-ular!

[/end voice]

 

[DannyLove]

Optimus: that was a funny episode, too bad no more

 

[IJump]

I like cleavage just as much as the next guy, but I wonder how many of us, once we got to the point where they are taking off their bra, are really going to say:

&quot;No, wait, stop, I thought that they were bigger than that by the look or the crevace between then. I have to go now.&quot;

 

[DoOLiE11]

yes yes womenm can fake anything

 

[Emulex]

so what when they get nekkid you can still push them together for cleavage. I saw that in a porno once. he then proceeded to

 

[Smbu]

Wow, this thread certainly has gotten a lot of posts, so far.

 

[glen]

I don't think that many guys are into cleavage or the lack there of.
I think most guys would find a woman with intelligents, especially in a specific field, like computers for example, much much sexier.