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Sager 8890
Intel P4 3.2ghz HT 800FSB Desktop CPU
Dual Channel 400DDR RAM
16.1" LCD
Detachable MP3 player with memory from 32MB up to 256MB or 6in1 card reader
ATI Mobility Radeon 9600 PRO 128MB GDDR2-M Video card
Internal Fixed floppy drive
DVD-RW Combo drive
Up to 3 internal hard drives, 2 can be used in RAID 0 and RAID 1 (RAIDed Hitachi 60GB 7200rpm 8mb cache HDs available)
Built-in COAX input TV tuner with a full remote control
2 PCMCIA TYPE II slots
Integrated bluetooth AND Wireless LAN
USB 2.0, S-Video in, S-video out, DVI out(comes with VGA out adapter), and firewire
12-cell 6600mah battery