The What-I-Ate-Before-It-Violently-Exploded-Out-Of-Me Thread

[SP33Demon]

Tex Mex steak salad with some hot sauce. Not the wisest of culinary decisions. Your turn.

Edit: Had some green tea with the meal too. Not sure if that made things worse (like coffee)?

 

[SunnyD]

Pretty much anything. I may have IBS/Crohn's.

And: In before the poopy-mod... uh... something.

 

[Crusty]

Pulled an all-nighter once back in college.

1) Thick pot of black coffee
2) Fire 'out' the hole hotwings from a local joint(they are really called 'Fire in the hole')
3) homemade deep fried onion rings

4 dudes, 2 bathrooms. One of us ended up begging our chick neighbors to use their bathroom..... they never came over and partied again after that

 

[Ken g6]

A Wahoo's Fish Taco, back in college. Never again... D:

 

[Saint Nick]

Hmm...

Pretty much everything I eat. I eat in large quantities, so after I am done shoveling a pile of food in my mouth, a large quantity of #&^$ comes out.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Last time? Sushi.

 

[SP33Demon]

Hmm...

Pretty much everything I eat. I eat in large quantities, so after I am done shoveling a pile of food in my mouth, a large quantity of #&^$ comes out.

You have IBS or something?

Man another thing that gives me rancid gas, and everyone I know, is BBQ pork sandwiches (a lot of sauce smothered, not Southern style with sauce on the side).

But wow, today was fast - literally an hour after eating it, it rampaged out. Crazy. One thing many people don't know is that we get minor food poisoning more than we think which causes episodes such as the OP. Maybe the fast food worker didn't properly wash/cook/store the salad. Hmm. I feel way better now, however so it was probably just the hot sauce + ruffage that wrecked me.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Central Market Triple Chocolate Ice Cream. Within 10 minutes I was cramping. Within 15 minutes I was uncramped and had to triple flush, once in mid grunt, to flush it all down.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Pulled an all-nighter once back in college.

1) Thick pot of black coffee
2) Fire 'out' the hole hotwings from a local joint(they are really called 'Fire in the hole')
3) homemade deep fried onion rings

4 dudes, 2 bathrooms. One of us ended up begging our chick neighbors to use their bathroom..... they never came over and partied again after that

Mmm...Pluckers..

 

[SP33Demon]

Pretty much anything. I may have IBS/Crohn's.

And: In before the poopy-mod... uh... something.

Does Beano help at all? Was thinking of trying it out. I may have IBS as well, but seems my stomach gets upset when I don't get a lot of sleep (like today) due to higher acidity.

 

[Saint Nick]

You have IBS or something?

Man another thing that gives me rancid gas, and everyone I know, is BBQ pork sandwiches (a lot of sauce smothered, not Southern style with sauce on the side).

But wow, today was fast - literally an hour after eating it, it rampaged out. Crazy. One thing many people don't know is that we get minor food poisoning more than we think which causes episodes such as the OP. Maybe the fast food worker didn't properly wash/cook/store the salad. Hmm. I feel way better now, however so it was probably just the hot sauce + ruffage that wrecked me.

I might. My Mom has it and I'm not sure if it's hereditary or not.

 

[SP33Demon]

Central Market Triple Chocolate Ice Cream. Within 10 minutes I was cramping. Within 15 minutes I was uncramped and had to triple flush, once in mid grunt, to flush it all down.

I tried some soy chocolate ice cream (turtle mountain? brand or something like that) that didn't cause an immediate explosion but gave me some of the worst gas I've ever had in my life. It lasted for an entire day too, apparently my body hates soy anything.

 

[PowerYoga]

XXX wings. Habanero sauce coated with habanero dipping sauce.

My night was over the minute it touched my lips.

 

[Jadow]

I was at Ted's Montana Grill with some co-workers and we had a nice meal, I kept declining to have a glass of red wine all night (they bought a couple bottles). Finally I cave in and have one, that stuff tore through my system like rotor rooter. I had to skip on hitting the bars after dinner and went back to my hotel and assploded.

 

[ichy]

I once ate chickpea and black bean salad that had gone back. It smelled a little funny but I figured "eh, it's vegetarian, how bad can it be" so I squirted some extra hot sauce on it. Only time in my life I've gotten seriously ill from something I've eaten. Nausea, vomiting, the shits, fever, you name it. The next morning I had the home inspection for the house I was buying, came damn close to testing the plumbing in the place a couple of times.

 

[tokie]

I thought we weren't allowed bodily function threads?

 

[ichy]

Once I had waaaay too many car bombs, and probably allowed a few of them to curdle too much before drinking them. My stomach was not happy the next morning.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ehh, usually only too much dairy gets me ... like , if I have a huge shake or if I eat too much ice cream.

 

[SP33Demon]

I thought we weren't allowed bodily function threads?

I can rename it to What Severely Upset my Stomach if the mods want.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Last time it happened I had Popeye's spicy chicken fingers for lunch, then some BBQ ribs with hot sauce for dinner and a gentlemanly dose of whiskey. I'm pretty sure I lost about 30 pounds on the toilet. Usually I can handle spice just fine, but I'm pretty sure that Popeye's is poison.

 

[zinfamous]

This hasn't really happened to me since I was, I don't know...7? I eat some weird shit, too.

Maybe I have an iron stomach? I do keep it well-seasoned with alcohol, so maybe that helps?

:hmm:

 

[AmdEmAll]

Taco Bell.. can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet. The 5 layer burrito gives me 5 layers of shit.. but its delicious.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

This hasn't really happened to me since I was, I don't know...7? I eat some weird shit, too.

Maybe I have an iron stomach? I do keep it well-seasoned with alcohol, so maybe that helps?

:hmm:

You never get the whiskey shits? That's the best part of drinking!

 

[zinfamous]

You have IBS or something?

Man another thing that gives me rancid gas, and everyone I know, is BBQ pork sandwiches (a lot of sauce smothered, not Southern style with sauce on the side).

But wow, today was fast - literally an hour after eating it, it rampaged out. Crazy. One thing many people don't know is that we get minor food poisoning more than we think which causes episodes such as the OP. Maybe the fast food worker didn't properly wash/cook/store the salad. Hmm. I feel way better now, however so it was probably just the hot sauce + ruffage that wrecked me.

seriously, man. people that smother their pork in sauce should be dragged out into the street and shot.

that just pisses me off.

 

[zinfamous]

You never get the whiskey shits? That's the best part of drinking!

the next day, yes well--it's usually shitty beer that does it.

But I wouldn't call this blow-my-ass-to-pieces type of reaction.

I was interpreting the question as a violent reaction to consumption, which generally occurs soon after something disagreeable has failed proper digestion.