I've got the right tool for the job
Can I have both chicks from the OP's link?
Those pics look fake for some reason.
So basically you're saying you have a tiny hotdog?
It may be tiny but it pleases your wife.
course any sex tape that leaks will make you look small ..in all ways...
She could probably fulfill one of my fantasies that involves shaving my head and getting oiled up real slippery like.
Yep!you'd better be packin some gargantuan meat for a chick that...big