The Worlds Worst Beer returns

[Hayabusa Rider]

My uncle served this to me when I was 6. It was 16 years before I touched another beer.

Panther Piss

Gawd awful stuff.

 

[Farang]

Schlitz is unbelievably bad.. and this is coming from a guy who usually drinks Busch

 

[Canai]

Mmmmm gives you the schiltz in the morning!

 

[BigJ]

Nothing like some Schlitz and Schaefer.

 

[Scouzer]

Where does Colt 45 rank in the shitty beer comparison?

 

[Drako]

I remember drinking this crap when I was in college. Also used to drink Wiedemann's, and that stuff was pretty awful. I remember buying that stuff for under $5 a case.

 

[destrekor]

PBR
::shudders::

+

 

[Mavrick]

That definitely looks even worse than Lucky Lager Force 8

 

[clamum]

Never had Schlitz. Blatz I do drink, I actually like the stuff. :-/

 

[CallMeJoe]

To paraphrase one of their old slogans, When You're Down to Schlitz, You're Out of Beer!


Has anyone else here experienced Blatz? How about Old Frothingslosh?

edit: clamum posted while I was composing mine. FWIW, when I was in the Air Force, I used to host parties where I would fill two (clean) trash cans with canned beer and ice. I would buy various brands ands mix them throughout. I only ever had beer left afterward once, when I mixed in a case of Blatz. There were still 20 cans at the end of the night.

 

[effowe]

Camo 40oz, sick sick stuff.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Nothing but love for Lucky Lager.

Widemanns is the absolute worst beer I've had followed closely by Chicago's Old Style.

PBR OK
Old Milwaukee OK
Hamms OK

Have to try me some Schlitz soon, I've only had Schlitz malt liquour. The blue bull, 32oz bottles were $1.00 back in 1993 while I was on base.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Nothing like some Schlitz and Schaefer.

Schaefer...I remember that....

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
To paraphrase one of their old slogans, When You're Down to Schlitz, You're Out of Beer!


Has anyone else here experienced Blatz? How about Old Frothingslosh?

No, but when I grew up in Philly we had Ortleibs. It was our equivalent. It's amazing how many bad beers there were back in the 60's and 70's

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Steel Reserve tastes worse with each gulp.
I guess I'll experience Schlitz and Keystone Lite next year in college...

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
To paraphrase one of their old slogans, When You're Down to Schlitz, You're Out of Beer!


Has anyone else here experienced Blatz? How about Old Frothingslosh?

edit: clamum posted while I was composing mine. FWIW, when I was in the Air Force, I used to host parties where I would fill two (clean) trash cans with canned beer and ice. I would buy various brands ands mix them throughout. I only ever had beer left afterward once, when I mixed in a case of Blatz. There were still 20 cans at the end of the night.

In college in the 80's, we decorated our living room by completely covering walls with beer cans. To add variety to the wall, in addition to our favorite beers, we'd try a half dozen different 6 packs each week. I've had Schlitz. I've had Schaefer. Old Mil, PBR aren't really that bad. Absolutely the worst two beers ever are Blatz and Labat Carnival. I couldn't even gag them down after drinking a 12 pack of good beer.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
Where does Colt 45 rank in the shitty beer comparison?

Two 40s (ounces that is) and you've got yourself a night.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Scouzer
Where does Colt 45 rank in the shitty beer comparison?

Two 40s (ounces that is) and you've got yourself a night.

Billy Dee Williams loves that beer! http://youtube.com/watch?v=5apvg18jG_4&feature=related

 

[Vic]

Heh. I opened this thread expecting Schaefer. Schlitz is bad enough though.

This is the class of beer for underage teenagers who just broke their meager piggybanks to go shoulder-tapping at the mini-mart.

Colt 45 OTOH isn't even beer, but malt liquor, the all-adjunct horror that dare not speak its name. It only works every time because your taste buds go dead after the 3rd one.

 

[Gooberlx2]

It's such a waste of a great beer name.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Mavrick
That definitely looks even worse than Lucky Lager Force 8

I can't believe that Lucky Lager is considered a Canadian beer now. That was the nasty super-cheap beer of my youth, as I grew up in the town where they brewed it while it was still an independent label. Do they still have the rebus under the cap?

edit:

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Nothing but love for Lucky Lager.

Werd. :heart:

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Vic
Heh. I opened this thread expecting Schaefer. Schlitz is bad enough though.

Schaefer would go into the coolers at parties. You would have to take a beer without looking. If you were lucky enough to pick a Schaefer you had two options. You could either shotgun it or drink it all then and there.

People really didn't like reaching into the coolers to get beer :laugh:

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Vic
Heh. I opened this thread expecting Schaefer. Schlitz is bad enough though.

Schaefer would go into the coolers at parties. You would have to take a beer without looking. If you were lucky enough to pick a Schaefer you had two options. You could either shotgun it or drink it all then and there.

People really didn't like reaching into the coolers to get beer :laugh:

Heh. That is awesome. :laugh:

Times sure have changed. Not that I actually miss having to drink piss beer...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
To paraphrase one of their old slogans, When You're Down to Schlitz, You're Out of Beer!


Has anyone else here experienced Blatz? How about Old Frothingslosh?

No, but when I grew up in Philly we had Ortleibs. It was our equivalent. It's amazing how many bad beers there were back in the 60's and 70's

Actually, the two biggest "low-price" beers in Philly then were Schaefer and Schmidts. I even preferred Schaefer to Schmidts, and, yes, both were under $5 for a CASE of 16oz returnables.

To me, the two most undrinkable cheap beers back then were Iron City from Pittsburg and Natty Bo (National Bohemian) from Baltimore.

Iron City was THE worst, but they were the company that used to periodically issue Olde Frothingslosh. This was a more of less ongoing joke beer that had a picture of Miss Olde Frothingslosh on them -- all 300+ pounds of her, in a bikini, with her bio written on the side. She was a licensed spot welder and loved to arm wrestle. She was from a small town . . . that got smaller when she left! And so on. The beer inside was heroically bad, possibly intentionally bad.

Mmmmmmm. Bad beer. It does bring back memories. :heart:

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
To paraphrase one of their old slogans, When You're Down to Schlitz, You're Out of Beer!


Has anyone else here experienced Blatz? How about Old Frothingslosh?

edit: clamum posted while I was composing mine. FWIW, when I was in the Air Force, I used to host parties where I would fill two (clean) trash cans with canned beer and ice. I would buy various brands ands mix them throughout. I only ever had beer left afterward once, when I mixed in a case of Blatz. There were still 20 cans at the end of the night.

lol, that's pretty bad. I dunno I hated when I first had it, but everytime I go to certain bar here I order it. Mainly because it's cheaper, but I actually enjoy it. I'll take a Blatz ANYDAY over anything Miller.