The Worlds Worst Beer returns

[Bryophyte]

My dear little grandma told me a joke once, bless her soul:

"Why don't girls drink beer on the beach?

Because they might get sand in their Schlitz."

 

[kage69]

Errgghhh! Schlitz. :frown:

Nasty. Haven't had it in quite awhile, although the other day I took a heroic stab at finishing a PBR just to be nice to the guy who handed it to me. Forgot how horrible that was too, I didn't finish it. For some reason PBR gives me an aftertaste like no other beer. Maybe I just need to lay off the Dogfish and Gritty's.

Worst tasting beer I've ever tried is without a doubt a brew called Bishop's Finger. That shit can gag a maggot.

 

[gar3555]

Olympia

Can't believe nobody mentioned Olympia Beer.

 

[CorCentral]

This Beer song video is funny as hell........

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: kage69
Errgghhh! Schlitz. :frown:

Nasty. Haven't had it in quite awhile, although the other day I took a heroic stab at finishing a PBR just to be nice to the guy who handed it to me. Forgot how horrible that was too, I didn't finish it. For some reason PBR gives me an aftertaste like no other beer. Maybe I just need to lay off the Dogfish and Gritty's.

Worst tasting beer I've ever tried is without a doubt a brew called Bishop's Finger. That shit can gag a maggot.

Where did he have that finger?

 

[compman25]

Guess nobody ever tried Billy Beer? Ugh, it sucked.

 

[pyonir]

I thought this thread was going to be about Rolling Rock.

 

[Chaotic42]

I've never had beer, so what's so bad about this? Put it into coffee terms.

 

[miketheidiot]

panther ice ale, worst stuff ever. I think its a local to msp. The only beer that i haven't been able to get down without vomiting.

 

[IEC]

Despite being a college student of age, I have never tasted a crappy beer.

It might be because the local beer shop is the best or 2nd best in North Carolina in terms of selection.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've never had beer, so what's so bad about this? Put it into coffee terms.

Coffee terms? MJB - good to the last drop my ass.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've never had beer, so what's so bad about this? Put it into coffee terms.

I would assume it would be

1) bitterer than weeks old gas station brew
2) taste so bad ice-coldness did not hide the taste
3) make you puke

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've never had beer, so what's so bad about this? Put it into coffee terms.

Coffee terms? MJB - good to the last drop my ass.

So what would the freshly-ground Dunkin Doughnuts coffee of beer be?

 

[jagec]

Heh, a few weeks ago a friend and I went out and bought a 40oz. thing of malt liquor. Neither of us had ever tasted the stuff, we just knew that it was the super-cheap hobo beer.

We were both surprised by how drinkable the stuff was...sure, it didn't taste very good, but it wasn't awful. Then it hit our stomachs like a ton of bricks. Ugh.

Originally posted by: pyonir
I thought this thread was going to be about Rolling Rock.

Why settle for that when you can get Rolling Rick?

 

[swaytech]

Mountain Creek, terrible ..... $1.99 for a six pack

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: destrekor
PBR
::shudders::

+

Hear that loud and clear. PBR is definitely the worst ever.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've never had beer, so what's so bad about this? Put it into coffee terms.

Coffee terms? MJB - good to the last drop my ass.

So what would the freshly-ground Dunkin Doughnuts coffee of beer be?

Never had Dunkin Doughnuts so I can't comment on that. However, from what I heard it's pretty good. If it's that good maybe I would call it a Guiness.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Never had Dunkin Doughnuts so I can't comment on that. However, from what I heard it's pretty good. If it's that good maybe I would call it a Guiness.

I'm a big coffee drinker and it's the best coffee that I've had. It's got a very rich, nutty taste to it. We don't have any DDs here, so I just buy the beans at the store and grind them at home.

 

[Anubis]

it was never gone

 

[FlashG]

belch

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: destrekor
PBR
::shudders::

+

Hear that loud and clear. PBR is definitely the worst ever.

PBR isn't that bad. It's better than Natty or Milwaukee's Best.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've never had beer, so what's so bad about this? Put it into coffee terms.

Coffee terms? MJB - good to the last drop my ass.

So what would the freshly-ground Dunkin Doughnuts coffee of beer be?

1. it's spelled dunkin' donuts.
2. dunkin' donuts is garbage (out of the major chains, peet's is the best, seattle, then starbucks in a pinch)
3. if you think DD is as good as it gets, then i would compare to sam adams, maybe guiness if you want something very heavy. i like to mix it up with a heffeweissen (med light), sam adams ales and lagers (med heavy), and guiness (spoon may be required)


http://www.schlitzgusto.com/history.asp

1970
the company's existing breweries can no longer keep up with demand. a 34-acre brewery with an annual production capacity of 4.4 million barrels is opened in winston-salem, nc. it is the largest brewery ever built.

1973
the company sells 21.3 million barrels of beer.

1974-2006
WTF???

2007
we're back

 

[daveshel]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Iron City was THE worst, but they were the company that used to periodically issue Olde Frothingslosh. This was a more of less ongoing joke beer that had a picture of Miss Olde Frothingslosh on them -- all 300+ pounds of her, in a bikini, with her bio written on the side. She was a licensed spot welder and loved to arm wrestle. She was from a small town . . . that got smaller when she left! And so on. The beer inside was heroically bad, possibly intentionally bad.

Let's not forget Hop-N-Gator, also from Iron City Brewing.

 

[cubby1223]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
My uncle served this to me when I was 6. It was 16 years before I touched another beer.

Panther Piss

Gawd awful stuff.

Sounds like the beer did it's job.

 

[Wheezer]

cheap beer is what I use to boil my brats or marinade steak ......that is about all it's good for.