My two nominees:
1.
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies -- "Starring" Cash Flagg. Badly filmed bad movie with no story to speak of. You have to see this just to know someone would actually spend money to release that title, let alone hire someone named Cash Flagg.
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Info source #1 with user comments
Also Known As:
Diabolical Dr. Voodoo (1963)
Incredibly Mixed Up Zombie, The (1963)
Incredibly Strange Creature: Or Why I Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-up Zombie, The (1963) (USA)
Teenage Psycho Meets Bloody Mary, The (1963)
Runtime: 82
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Sound Mix: Mono
Certification: USAG
User Comments:
Gislef
Iowa City, IA
Date: 31 August 1998
Summary: But not as mixed up as the director and the audience...
Another Ray Dennis Steckler ego piece: he stars, he directs, he produces, he humiliates himself. A perfect four-for-four. The only redeeming bit of this movie are the dance numbers. If this movie is to be believed, strippers typically have dance numbers that rival the half-time shows at the Super Bowl, and yet never manage to take off any clothes! The (we hope) unintentional hilarity of these numbers makes for entertaining viewing, in the sense that you'll be ROFL the whole time.
Info source #2
CAST/CREDITS
Director:Ray Dennis Steckler ,
Star:Cash Flagg, Carolyn Brandt, Atlas King ,
SYNOPSIS
At a Long Beach carnival a gypsy fortune teller hypnotizes her customers, throws acid in their faces, and turns them into caged zombies. Starring director Steckler as Cash Flagg,
this Golden Turkey award winner was billed as the first monster musical ever made. Well-photographed in "Terrorama," this is a must for "bad movie" buffs.
2.
Run Home Slow with original music by Frank Zappa!
Info source #1 -- with pics.
Frank Zappa comments on Run Home, Slow
"One of the features that I scored I did when I was twenty years old--I was the youngest writer to do that kind of work--it was called Run Home Slow. It was a Western. You can see it on television every once in a while. It's a piece of s#%t. It has some funny moments in it. In fact, one thing you should look for is a scene where a nymphomaniac is getting reamed by a hunchback next to the carcass of a dead donkey in a shed. But they probably cut that part out for TV."
Info source #2
Released: December 15, 1965
Directed and produced by Tim Sullivan
Length: 78 min
Format: B&W
Screenplay written by Don Cerveris (Frank's high school English teacher.)
Cast:
Gary Kent (as Ritt Hagen)
Mercedes McCambridge (as Nell Hagen)
Allen Richards (as Kirby Hagen)
Linda Gaye Scott (as Julianne)
Jesse Bates
John 'Bud' Cardos
Brian Casey
Tom Cloud
Chuck Cooper
Doug Cooper
Leah Cooper
Keith Goodwin
Neysa Holveck
Jim Logan
Jeff Masters
Pat Raines
Original music: Frank Zappa
Cinematography: Lewis Guinn
Production Design: John 'Bud' Cardos
Film Editing: John Winfield
Sound mixer: Ken Carlson
Sound boom operator: Bob Dietz
Director of lighting: Stanton Fox
From: Patrick Neve (splat@darkwing.uoregon.edu)
This must be the worst movie of all time. Zappa described it perfectly as a a "super cheap cowboy movie". I'm not kidding, it's a real stinkaroo. This synopsis from YCDTOSA vol 5 is prefect: "A bad ranch lady, a nymphomaniac cowgirl, and a hunchbacked handyman named Kirby who eventually ends up pooching the nympho in the barn, next to the rotting carcass of the family donkey." That's exactly what happens. But the music is good, and there is quite a bit more of it in this film than in The World's Greatest Sinner. There are strong themes that would later evolve into the Duke of Prunes and Idiot Bastard Son. And of course the Run Home Slow theme which we'd hear on YCDTOSA vol 5, The Lost Episodes, and Mystery Disc.