The worst movie ever made

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fjorner

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Mission Impossible 2
Planet of the Apes (2000)
Jurassic Park II
Jurassic Park III
Soap Dish
Scary Movie II
 

GhettoFob

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<< The Conqueror- Can you imagine John Wayne cast as Genghis Kahn? >>


hahaha i saw that in one of my near eastern studies classes, it was hillarious
 

Burnt

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3000 miles to graceland. Elvis Impersonaters robbing casinos with bad action sequences
 

HombrePequeno

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Little Nicky? Dumb and Dumber? Freddy Got Fingered? Do you people not have a sense of humor or something?

That said I would have to say the Last Warrior was pretty bad.
 

Rubenski

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I think the worst movie ever made is ShingDing Fighting.

Its with these fighting people that barley know wat there doin and stuff its dumb.
 

VirusDub

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Kiss of the Dragon
Ghosts of Mars
Behind Enemy Lines
Blair Witch Project
Congo
Lost in Space
Last Action Hero
Red Planet
Urban Legends (and the sequel)

Number one worst movie ever: The Substitute.
Summary from IMBD:
After he did some jobs for CIA, ex-marine John Shale (Tom Berenger) is visiting his high school love Jane. She's now a teacher in Columbus High School in Miami. Soon after his arriving Jane has her knee cap broken while jogging. After that, John decides to go undercover as her substitute in high school. Very soon he finds out that gang named Kings of Destruction is terrorizing the school. Shale is going to give everything to stop them, even his own life.
 

Stark

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I must now seek out and view Nukie. From the above link:



<< I rented this film because the cover looked funny. It has this picture of an alien with a huge head. That's funny. Watching the film is horrifying yet somehow beautiful. The acting is miserable, and for some reason none of the characters use contractions when they speak. Nukie is an alien who crashes his ship with his brother Meeko. They get separated, and Meeko gets taken to this place that's supposed to be NASA, which is evidently controlled by Commodore 64 computer consoles, where they inject him with unspecified fluids. Nukie ends up in Africa, and is chased by stock footage of giraffes. A lot of inexplicable things occur. You should probably view this film. Nothing this compellingly atrocious will ever be produced again. In fact, I urge you to purchase "Nukie" for your home video library, and view it daily. You won't enjoy yourself, but you won't be able to deny that your perception of life will undergo important changes. >>



 

syzygy

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blade runner ? ! ? not ! this film is too dark to suck

fifth element ? it had a few trippy scenes and some fab get-ups, a few though were
a bit much (chris tucker sucked) .

i liked romy and michelle's highschool reunion. guilty pleasure. there was nothing
horrible about it. too subjective a call.

worse would be anything by jean claude van damme, only because he can't act a
lick.

dis-honorable mentions:

freddie got fingered
unbreakable - self-indulgent pompous tripe. cannot understand shyamalan's appeal.


 

Stark

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Amazon had Nukie used for $1.99. It is now on it's way to me. I'll have to turn this into a divx file for the world to enjoy.
 

datalink7

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<< worst movie ever = Manos: The Hands of Fate
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LOL... I was going to say this. Did you actually watch the movie or along with Mystery Science Theatre? I watched it with MST and so it was damn funny. I have to agree though that the movie itself was hideous.
 

nitrousninja

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"Black Dog" with Patrick Swayze. He is a convict truck driver that needs to do a run illegally because he needs the money. Everything in the entire movie explodes at one point. I was actually applauded at the end of the movie because of my heckling\commentary.
 

virtuamike

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Anything with Steven Seagal. David Carradine could probably yoga the crud out of that self-centered no-talent excuse for an actor.
 

TheKidd

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<< I will probably get shot for saying this but the worst movie ever was Blad Runner. What a waste of time! >>


Yeah, Blade Runner sucked.
 

Desturel

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Stark, I admire your bravery, but Nukie is NOT something you want to admit to buying. Even for 1.99 used. Hell, if someone offered it to me for free I'd have to turn it down. The pain of watching it is not worth the time you will loose from your life. I am happy for people who think that "Highlander" and "Blade Runner" are anywhere near the running of worst when there are movies like Nukie and Manos around. That means that there are still people in the world who have not seen these movies. That is a good thing. Don't make yourself a victim. Just say no to Nukie!
 
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