the wURSE of brOAK Island

Charmonium

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First, whatever higher powers exist, forgive me. I'm still watching this. Full disclosure, for the first 7 seasons I watched pretty much every minute. Why? I'm not really sure. Until a couple of months ago my HTPC (same room, obvi) was working so I was constantly zoning out, in, out, etc. But even last year (S08) I tried to ff thru parts but my OCD had me by the short curlies for this show. Treasure, mystery, subterranean secrets? OMG, somebody get me a f***ing tampon.

Now, so you don't think I'm completely brain dead, I have to say that the narrator did and does irritate the living f*** out me so bad that if I had children, the next 3 generations would feel it. Wouldn't know what it is they felt, but it would be stamped in their DNA.

With this/S09 I'm finally giving those bastards no more time than I can legitimately justify. So, not much for most episodes. That said, I'm reasonably well convinced that this isn't typical "reality" fare. I mean, somebody(ies) somewhere has spent a couple boatloads of cash on this snipe hunt. If you've watched in the past 4 or 5 years, you know what I mean. Heavy equipment you don't see outside of earth moving projects - for example. 10 ft diameter steel drilling cannisters - you gotta love those suckers. Etc. Beyond that, assuming this isn't some truly epic and historic f*** you to the fans (see LOST), there is also a boat load of science that doesn't really leave you with any conclusion other than, at some point at least more than 200 years ago, people were burying 1 foot square oak beams at depths from 80 but more often 100-200 feet down.

Now think about that. Practical joke? Unlikely unless say the Knights Templar were in on it. And they have found traces of gold and silver at depths similar to those noted, in the ground water right about where the money pit should be (sorry, look it up). Very low concentrations but only there. And while Canada might have gold, the Yukon territory is closer to the West coast.

So . . if I had to bet, I would put a couple benjis on their being successful. But maybe not. What if the only practical approach is tactical nukes? Seriously. They can't excavate the entire island down to 200 feet. OK, they could but a)flooding from groundwater (which, lifting a middle finger to the environment, could be pumped or transported elsewhere) and b) I have no idea if that would cost more or less than what they are likely to spend over the next X number of years.

Honestly though, THAT is really what I want to see. We blow away entire mountains to get other types of shit - right?
 
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uclaLabrat

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I've watched every season and is pretty much the only show I follow. This season has found some interesting shit but the big digs haven't turned up too much this year.
 
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Charmonium

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I still watch this show. Not sure why. My theory is that there was something valuable there once, but that it is long gone now.
I know, right? How much is that going to suck if so? F***. You know this is Rick and Marty's childhood and life-long dream, their holy grail, their Indiana Jones, Laura Croft moment. If they find out for CERTAIN that the cupboard's bare, I fear for their safety.
 

Charmonium

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Too late.
I would contest that assessment, but I'd lose.

OK, to be clear, I don't need or want any of your crocodile tears. I'll just say that if you look up Eastern Equine Encephalitis, you'll see that brain damage is the "good" outcome.

Also to be clear, I'm just busting your chops. I don't feel bad for me so neither should anyone else.

I will say though, that when your brain MRI, at the age of 40, comes back with the caption "cortical atrophy inconsistent with age," it temporarily takes you down a notch or two. But f*** that voodoo MRI shit. AmIright? Damn right. Hehehehehe
 

PowerEngineer

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Well, the Curse of Oak Island has also been one of my guilty pleasures.

Yes, narrator is irritating - particularly in the way he turns unlikely possibilities into incredulous questions (just like a certain Fox News personality). I also could do with a lot less metal detecting on random parts of the island. My bet is that what they are turning up is evidence of past activities by colonial powers while control of that part of North America was still up for grabs; probably the French first and then the British. It'd be nice for them if there really is some sort of treasure, but I doubt it.

FWIW, I do remember reading the same Reader's Digest article about Oak Island that got Rick and Marty hooked.
 
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Charmonium

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@PowerEngineer - Wow you that that you're certified, genuine buzz kill, right?

Of course I'm kidding and I wouldn't bet much against you.

I'm a pessimist too but it doesn't really cost me anything to be hopeful. Personally, given some of the artifacts they've found, like that lead cross (that blows my mind), this is still a damn good story if they can give it some sort of satisfying closure
 

Charmonium

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it'll be like when geraldo thought he found jimmy hoffa
Shhh, that's what they're REALLY doing on Oak Island.

Of course not, sorry.

I think I must have missed that particular face plant. Or are you being your normally dry witted self and suggesting that Hoffa might have been in Al Capone's vault. If so, imagine a respectful golf clap.
 

brianmanahan

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I think I must have missed that particular face plant. Or are you being your normally dry witted self and suggesting that Hoffa might have been in Al Capone's vault. If so, imagine a respectful golf clap.

oh that's right LOL, i forgot it was capone's vault

i had geraldo mixed up with my crazy old neighbor from 30 years ago - he insisted that hoffa was buried about a mile up the road by the railroad tracks
 

nakedfrog

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oh that's right LOL, i forgot it was capone's vault

i had geraldo mixed up with my crazy old neighbor from 30 years ago - he insisted that hoffa was buried about a mile up the road by the railroad tracks
Is that near Alice's Restaurant?
 

Charmonium

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You're thinking of WV, mountain mama.
OK, I gotta tap out. I've never actually been able to hear song lyrics. Whatever part of the brain is supposed to decode and interpret sound waves doesn't work very well. And now with my actual hearing loss, that's not getting any better. But thanks for playing
 

nakedfrog

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OK, I gotta tap out. I've never actually been able to hear song lyrics. Whatever part of the brain is supposed to decode and interpret sound waves doesn't work very well. And now with my actual hearing loss, that's not getting any better. But thanks for playing
Fair enough!
 
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Charmonium

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I probably shouldn't be so critical. As to the narrator, sigh, he wouldn't be handling things the way he does unless it's in his script. And since it would be unduly charitable to say that most people have attention spans right up there with fruit flies (yes, I'm one of them - really pisses me off too), I sort of understand the point. Also, not all that much happens in any given episode that they expect people to watch them all. So it's probably a nice touch for those folks.

New rule: think first, post later. However I refer you to the aforementioned attention span issue [smh ]

As for how boring so many of the epis have been, I've got 3 words - money, money, money. This show has GOT to be bringing some redonkulous cash for the producers to not just think about buying/renting all that seriously expensive equipment plus the staff, but actually letting these, what some might call modern day Don Quixotes, actually have it. What we have to remember though is, history is written by the victors and and I'm not counting Rick and Marty out just yet. OK, true is, I never will. I'll be 120 y.o. and still watching - or vaping, injecting - however content gets disseminated in 55 years.
 

FelixDeCat

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I figured out that show after watching a few episodes. It was never about finding anything because there was nothing to find.

The "gold" is in the marketing and years and years of sponsorship.
 
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nakedfrog

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I probably shouldn't be so critical. As to the narrator, sigh, he wouldn't be handling things the way he does unless it's in his script. And since it would be unduly charitable to say that most people have attention spans right up there with fruit flies (yes, I'm one of them - really pisses me off too), I sort of understand the point. Also, not all that much happens in any given episode that they expect people to watch them all. So it's probably a nice touch for those folks.

New rule: think first, post later. However I refer you to the aforementioned attention span issue [smh ]
I object to this rule
 
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RPD

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I figured out that show after watching a few episodes. It was never about finding anything because there was nothing to find.

The "gold" is in the marketing and years and years of sponsorship.
Ding ding ding. The good news is I never have to watch anything they are tied to ever again.
 
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