there is a girl asleep in my bed

[Slacker]

Its a TRICK! get an AXE!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: Looney
So crawl into bed! Don't do anything though! Just sleep!

Bad idea. She might not be wearing underwear.

nope, looks like pajama pants

 

[ReliableData]

hehe, what would be lol funny, and i think someone mentioned this earlier, is to go to sleep right next to her. If she is crashed from drugs/drink, she'd wake up and be like WTF who is this dude i obviously screwed?

 

[Looney]

Shave her eyebrows!

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Put some molasses in her hair.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Put some molasses in her hair.

Make a pubic hair moustache.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i'd wake her up, it is your bed isn't it?

i don't want to be a rude host

hosts usually know if they have "guests" and who their are

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Put some molasses in her hair.

Make a pubic hair moustache.

thats called the abe Lincoln

 

[daveshel]

Is it legal to defend your property with sex?

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: daveshel
Is it legal to defend your property with sex?

it should be

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: daveshel
Is it legal to defend your property with sex?

:laugh:

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i'd wake her up, it is your bed isn't it?

i don't want to be a rude host

Damn, so you don't care if people just come into your house? Sounds cool. Where do you live? I might need a place to crash, looks like a comfy bed. I'm gonna warn you though, I ain't no girl.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: KingofCamelot

Originally posted by: daveshel
Is it legal to defend your property with sex?

:laugh:

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i'd wake her up, it is your bed isn't it?

i don't want to be a rude host

Damn, so you don't care if people just come into your house? Sounds cool. Where do you live? I might need a place to crash, looks like a comfy bed. I'm gonna warn you though, I ain't no girl.

oh come on, don't stop there, tell him you sleep naked too

and still have problems wetting the bed

 

[Conky]

Sharpie time!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i'd wake her up, it is your bed isn't it?

i don't want to be a rude host

She's a rude guest.

I would let her wake up naturally, though.

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: KingofCamelot

Originally posted by: daveshel
Is it legal to defend your property with sex?

:laugh:

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i'd wake her up, it is your bed isn't it?

i don't want to be a rude host

Damn, so you don't care if people just come into your house? Sounds cool. Where do you live? I might need a place to crash, looks like a comfy bed. I'm gonna warn you though, I ain't no girl.

oh come on, don't stop there, tell him you sleep naked too

and still have problems wetting the bed

:shocked: Dude, stop stalking me!

 

[edmundoab]

she wont bite, wake her up or something

 

[BriGy86]

 

[cheesehead]

Wake her up to a caviar omlet.

 

[Cattlegod]

more pics

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
more pics

Has your bunny put on weight? It looks chubbier than the other bunnies.

I agree. More pics, and this time don't stand 10 feet away. She won't bite....or will she?

 

[daveshel]

Actually, you proably ought to wake her up to make sure she is OK. You could end if in deep sh!t otherwise.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
more pics

 

[jiwq]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
more pics

 

[Slacker]

Originally posted by: daveshel
Actually, you proably ought to wake her up to make sure she is OK. You could end if in deep sh!t otherwise.

Hehehe, oh yeah! explaining the dead hooker in your bed, been there............ good times, good times

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: Slacker

Originally posted by: daveshel
Actually, you proably ought to wake her up to make sure she is OK. You could end if in deep sh!t otherwise.

Hehehe, oh yeah! explaining the dead hooker in your bed, been there............ good times, good times

boy i bet your face was red