there's a friggin owl outside

[gorcorps]

This is the first time I've ever heard an owl in the wild. Pretty cool I have to say, but the mother fucker is quite loud and keeping me from sleeping. I will punch an owl in the face if I have to.

 

[chronodekar]

If you shine a torch at these things, won't they fly away? It would be easier than trying to punch it in the face.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: chronodekar
If you shine a torch at these things, won't they fly away? It would be easier than trying to punch it in the face.

Why use a flashlight when a punch in the face will also work? It may be 'easier' but it sure as hell isn't as fun.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: chronodekar
If you shine a torch at these things, won't they fly away? It would be easier than trying to punch it in the face.

God forbid its hungry and mistakes your supple pinball wizards for a tasty critter...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: chronodekar
If you shine a torch at these things, won't they fly away? It would be easier than trying to punch it in the face.

Why use a flashlight when a punch in the face will also work? It may be 'easier' but it sure as hell isn't as fun.

we just asking for it. you go ahead and do that. put us in our place once and for all.

 

[xcript]

Stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum.

 

[dawp]

are you sure ya want to punch it in the face?

 

[PliotronX]

My wife, Eleanor.

 

[chronodekar]

Originally posted by: dawp
are you sure ya want to punch it in the face?

really good reason NOT to attack the face. :thumbsup:

 

[spaceghost21]

This thread is real confusing because all the posts are in the wrong order.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: dawp
are you sure ya want to punch it in the face?

That was just a camera looking at him funny. Imagine when the OP looks at him.

Don't fuck with owls.

Everyone knows this.

 

[chronodekar]

Originally posted by: spaceghost21
This thread is real confusing because all the posts are in the wrong order.

blame the time-warps...

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
This is the first time I've ever heard an owl in the wild. Pretty cool I have to say, but the mother fucker is quite loud and keeping me from sleeping. I will punch an owl in the face if I have to.

kick his ass seabass.

 

[Reckoner]

Call my cousin vinny

 

[ballmode]

whoo?

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: spaceghost21
This thread is real confusing because all the posts are in the wrong order.

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here everyday...

 

[Modular]

I've yet to time warp and believe that those who do have an extra button that allows it.

:evil:

 

[Leros]

Don't give it your tootsie pop, he'll just eat it in a bite.

 

[FlashG]

Originally posted by: Reckoner
Call my cousin vinny

My Cousin Vinny

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: xcript
Stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum.

lol

 

[Newbian]

They go well with a side of potatoes.

 

[Liberator21]

Owls are amazing creatures. The only bird I wouldn't downright slaughter for the fun of it. Enjoy its calls of intimacy.

 

[TallBill]

Who?

 

[Gothgar]

Owls

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
Owls

The king of the beavers, the king of the beavers!