There's a McDonald's equivalent for every gourmet dish

[Obsy]

Panna cotta --- McFlurry
Ahi steak sandwich --- Filet-O-Fish
Beef wellington --- Big Mac
Eggs benedict --- McMuffin
List goes on of course with scallop carpaccio, mushroom risotto, rack of lamb, etc. They're all at McDonald's.
Why am I writing this? To show that McDonald's is real gourmet food and it will soon be replacing traditional restaurants as the core dining experience.

 

[Ns1]

seppuku bro.

 

[Obsy]

seppuku bro.

I have no idea what that is but I'm pretty sure there's a version of it at McDonald's.

 

[Ns1]

I have no idea what that is but I'm pretty sure there's a version of it at McDonald's.

That's probably a true statement actually.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Taco Bell is going to win the franchise wars though.

 

[master_shake_]

the mashed potatoes are the fires you find underneath your car seat.

 

[preslove]

I feel like I've committed seppuku after eating at mcdonalds, but my intestines fall out of my butthole rather than my belly

 

[nakedfrog]

That's probably a true statement actually.

The McRib isn't available in my area currently