There's a rumor going around that boys are stronger than girls...

[schneiderguy]

Oh Please! Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!




























































lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?

I can do this one. :awe:

Haven't tried the others.

 

[lxskllr]

I've burned my head with a soldering iron :^D

 

[schneiderguy]

I've burned my head with a soldering iron :^D

:awe: How did you manage to do that?

 

[dank69]

I walk around in 5" heels every day.

 

[lxskllr]

:awe: How did you manage to do that?

Not paying attention, and getting really close to fine work with bad eyes. I've done that a couple of times :^/

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I am stronger than you schneiderguy.

 

[gothamhunter]

Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9mths?

No difference then gaining 6 pounds of weight any other way. Your body is adapted to it, although you'll be a little front heavy.

 

[schneiderguy]

I am stronger than you schneiderguy.

Normally I would disagree, but you've got dem slav genes so you probably are.

 

[pontifex]

I don't understand the fascination with posting spam emails, scam emails, email chain letters, and facebook wall crap in a forum.

 

[dank69]

I don't understand the fascination with posting spam emails, scam emails, email chain letters, and facebook wall crap in a forum.

It's all in the delivery, and Schneider's is impeccable.

 

[amdhunter]

Right. I'd like any woman in the world to walk around with the pain I feel from the moment I wake up, the the minute I finally cry myself to sleep.

 

[her209]

She can do all that and more!

 

[swanysto]

Right. I'd like any woman in the world to walk around with the pain I feel from the moment I wake up, the the minute I finally cry myself to sleep.

Pain or shame?

 

[Liet]

I feel so damned bad for that poor couple. To become an internet meme... for a bad reason... has got to sting.

 

[Broheim]

She can do all that and more!

oh Alfred E. Neuman, you could have done soo much better.

 

[jbt52]

I feel so damned bad for that poor couple. To become an internet meme... for a bad reason... has got to sting.

Haha never thought of that. I think I would like it.

 

[Newbian]

Stop making posts man only for them to get deleted and ruin the time we spend in them.

 

[TheNinja]

I can bench press 250 lbs. I bet 99% of women can't. Therefore I am stronger.

 

[hanoverphist]

Not paying attention, and getting really close to fine work with bad eyes. I've done that a couple of times :^/

ive done it too. smoked my hair (when i had some up top that is).
im overweight, so yes ive been carrying more than 7 lbs around in my gut for a lot longer than a measly 9 months. i can also bbq, cook on the stove and carry on multiple conversations while drinking a beer and watching tv. i have also finished out a day of work with gashes in my hands/ arms, then gone home, rinsed it off and promptly ignored it. women dont know what pain is until they wear steel toes for 12 hours while actually working instead of sitting behind a desk with those heels sitting off to the side. i dont tend to cry all night, but i have sat up with my ex wife while she cried all night, gone to get her breakfast and then went to work while she "stayed home sick" from crying all night. bisshes dont got nothin on men. except boobses. they can get those on me anytime they want. please.

 

[schneiderguy]

Stop making posts man only for them to get deleted and ruin the time we spend in them.

The breastfeeding thread didn't get deleted, it's in moderator discussions right now. Even though no moderators are discussing it :hmm:

 

[Numenorean]

I've burned my head with a soldering iron :^D

Well I've grabbed one (on the hot end) with my hand to keep it from falling and hitting the floor. Just one of those reaction things you do without thinking, but in this case, it's a bad thing.

Those things are a hell of a lot hotter than some curling iron.

 

[AMCRambler]

I burned my head on a metal drop light. That effin' hurt.

Of course when you say stronger, I think you actually mean tougher. Strength would be more along the lines of picking up heavy stuff.

 

[bfdd]

ive done it too. smoked my hair (when i had some up top that is).
im overweight, so yes ive been carrying more than 7 lbs around in my gut for a lot longer than a measly 9 months. i can also bbq, cook on the stove and carry on multiple conversations while drinking a beer and watching tv. i have also finished out a day of work with gashes in my hands/ arms, then gone home, rinsed it off and promptly ignored it. women dont know what pain is until they wear steel toes for 12 hours while actually working instead of sitting behind a desk with those heels sitting off to the side. i dont tend to cry all night, but i have sat up with my ex wife while she cried all night, gone to get her breakfast and then went to work while she "stayed home sick" from crying all night. bisshes dont got nothin on men. except boobses. they can get those on me anytime they want. please.

lols so true.

 

[mcurphy]

ive done it too. smoked my hair (when i had some up top that is).
im overweight, so yes ive been carrying more than 7 lbs around in my gut for a lot longer than a measly 9 months. i can also bbq, cook on the stove and carry on multiple conversations while drinking a beer and watching tv. i have also finished out a day of work with gashes in my hands/ arms, then gone home, rinsed it off and promptly ignored it. women dont know what pain is until they wear steel toes for 12 hours while actually working instead of sitting behind a desk with those heels sitting off to the side. i dont tend to cry all night, but i have sat up with my ex wife while she cried all night, gone to get her breakfast and then went to work while she "stayed home sick" from crying all night. bisshes dont got nothin on men. except boobses. they can get those on me anytime they want. please.

well said