Thief calls 911, afraid homeowner may have a gun

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Narmer

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Dude you are embarrassing. Yes he broke into the house. Clearly he is low level common thief. He doesn't deserve death, you moron.
You know, you have a reputation of siding with criminals. Why?
 

Macamus Prime

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I'm serious about being over dramatic in these situations.

I am basically mocking the people who feel it's OK to shoot and kill anything that so much as coughs in the general direction of your property,... see, that last bit was me being over dramatic again!

 

Texashiker

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I think I would have cut the phone line and kept the thief as a servant.

Why shoot the guy when you can get free labor for years to come? I can think of all kinds of stuff for him to do - cut the grass, wash my truck, sleep at the foot of my bed,,,,,,.
 

Scotteq

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I think I would have cut the phone line and kept the thief as a servant.

Why shoot the guy when you can get free labor for years to come? I can think of all kinds of stuff for him to do - cut the grass, wash my truck, sleep at the foot of my bed,,,,,,.



You're in Texas: Why would you want/need a Thief for that when you can pick up a Mexican at the nearest Home Depot? D: ()
 

SlowSpyder

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I'm serious about being over dramatic in these situations.

I am basically mocking the people who feel it's OK to shoot and kill anything that so much as coughs in the general direction of your property,... see, that last bit was me being over dramatic again!



In this case the guy was obviously no longer a threat... it would be pretty easy to sit down the hallway with a gun in my lap and wait for the police to arrive. But if someone is in my house when I come home, I'm going to assume the worst and not quiz him on his intentions. If you don't want to get shot by me, do not break into my home where, even if you just wanted to commit a petty theft, I will likely fear for me and my family's life.
 

Narmer

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Uh wrong, I just human enough to know executing someone because they stole a pack of gum isn't correctly administered justice.
Someone raiding your home is not equivalent to stealing a pack of gum. Someone using your bathroom and spreading their filth throughout your home is not equivalent to stealing a pack of gum. Then the thief has the audacity to call for help when the homeowner has the temerity to come home and disturb him. Kill him and be done with it. No taxpayer money wasted on that trash.
 

ShawnD1

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In any state with castle doctrine he could have shot him even if the police were on their way. In those wussy states without it, he would have had to offer the criminal a drink and some food, rub his feet and then leave his home while the criminal robbed him.

In Canada, the police would show up, take the keys away from the home owner, give the keys to the burglar, then arrest the home owner.
 
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Someone raiding your home is not equivalent to stealing a pack of gum. Someone using your bathroom and spreading their filth throughout your home is not equivalent to stealing a pack of gum. Then the thief has the audacity to call for help when the homeowner has the temerity to come home and disturb him. Kill him and be done with it. No taxpayer money wasted on that trash.

Justice involves more than "Do Nothing" or "Go in Guns set to rock 'n roll"
 

Macamus Prime

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In this case the guy was obviously no longer a threat... it would be pretty easy to sit down the hallway with a gun in my lap and wait for the police to arrive. But if someone is in my house when I come home, I'm going to assume the worst and not quiz him on his intentions. If you don't want to get shot by me, do not break into my home where, even if you just wanted to commit a petty theft, I will likely fear for me and my family's life.
,...... FUCKING HANG THE COCK SUCKER BY THE BALLS AND SKIN HIM ALIV,... see! I'm doing it agai,.. you get the point.

And, I agree with you.
 

Texashiker

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You're in Texas: Why would you want/need a Thief for that when you can pick up a Mexican at the nearest Home Depot? D: ()

They keep wanting to go back to mexico, and they complain that they have families, and kids to support.

And for some reason, the mexicans expect to get paid for their work.

If the thief was in the shower, he was probably homeless and needed a place to stay. So why not keep him in as a pet? People pick up stray animals all the time, so what about picking up stray homeless people?
 

wheresmybacon

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Yeah I've often wondered how far castle doctrine goes. I keep my gun within arms reach of myself when I'm in bed. If I wake up and someone is in my room can I shoot him?

I wouldn't shoot someone using my shower; wouldn't even consider it. Hold him for the police? Absolutely. But I couldn't shoot a guy for tying to bathe.
 

Narmer

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Yeah I've often wondered how far castle doctrine goes. I keep my gun within arms reach of myself when I'm in bed. If I wake up and someone is in my room can I shoot him?

I wouldn't shoot someone using my shower; wouldn't even consider it. Hold him for the police? Absolutely. But I couldn't shoot a guy for tying to bathe.
If you hold him he may sue you for kidnapping and you may end up in jail.
 

Scotteq

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They keep wanting to go back to mexico, and they complain that they have families, and kids to support.

And for some reason, the mexicans expect to get paid for their work.

If the thief was in the shower, he was probably homeless and needed a place to stay. So why not keep him in as a pet? People pick up stray animals all the time, so what about picking up stray homeless people?


Damn...


Thought my plan was too good.



Hmmm... Does it rain a lot in Texas? If not , then maybe you could put a refrigerator box in the yard with a hamburger inside for bait.
 

Texashiker

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If you hold him he may sue you for kidnapping and you may end up in jail.

Since you did not take him anywhere against his will, it would probably be false imprisonment.

If anything, sell the thief to your neighbor, that way you can be charged with human trafficking and you could have something to brag about. Go to prison "hey, what are you in here for?" "I enslave and sell people."
 

Scotteq

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Yeah I've often wondered how far castle doctrine goes. I keep my gun within arms reach of myself when I'm in bed. If I wake up and someone is in my room can I shoot him?

I wouldn't shoot someone using my shower; wouldn't even consider it. Hold him for the police? Absolutely. But I couldn't shoot a guy for tying to bathe.


Open the bathroom door, and take his clothes. *THEN* call the police.




....and the local newspaper.
 

ShadowOfMyself

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Wasnt this some random homeless dude? Who the hell breaks into a house to take a shower? Lmao

Plus the fact he called 911, makes it sound like he doesnt have bad intentions
 

Genx87

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In any state with castle doctrine he could have shot him even if the police were on their way. In those wussy states without it, he would have had to offer the criminal a drink and some food, rub his feet and then leave his home while the criminal robbed him.

In England the home owner would have to vacate the premises and ask them nicely to leave by leaving a letter.
 

ProfJohn

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I wouldn't shoot someone for taking a shower in my house though I would have them charged. I assume the guy had a cell phone to call the police from the bathroom so he can't be that poor. Must have some issue that he likes to take baths after breaking in.
He could have been a homeless guy given a free cell phone in order to help him stay in touch with family etc.

There are actually groups that do such things.
 

ShawnD1

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"I entered the bathroom and the subject ran at me, screaming, naked and went for my throat."
Splash rum on his clothes and force him to drink after you've stabbed him and he's bleeding to death on the floor.

Put a note in his pocket indicating his car has an automatic transmission. That too will completely ruin his credibility.
 
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