Things Girls Don't Understand

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Thyra

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That just because we want a finger or two in our butts while you suck us off doesn't mean we are bicurious.

Nope, just means that you are male and you like it. FYI, I am pretty sure all women know this, guess yours just doesn't WANT to
 

Thyra

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This is a big problem with my wife and my sister-in-law (ironically, they are fraternal twins with identical problems).

MotionMan

We don't find it "relaxing" because only men have an " empty box" in their brain that they retreat to. Just saying
 

tommo123

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we can be happy in our own company and our own thoughts. the silence of having to listen to our own thoughts doesn't terrify us. just saying
 

vi edit

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We don't find it "relaxing" because only men have an " empty box" in their brain that they retreat to. Just saying

It's not an empty box. It's like the task manager on a computer. We can ctrl+alt+delete and kill all other processes that are running and operate on basic primal functions.

Women just don't have an off switch for their brains. Or if there is one they haven't found it.
 

olds

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That I don't need to hear a repeat of every word of a conversation to understand whatever the point is. That's making the rather large assumption that there is a point in the first place.

lol...the facts, just the facts.
Hear, hear!
Jez, I don't give a shit what day it was, who was wearing what or what they had for breakfast, just get to the point!

My wife is learning after 15 years. She says I like to talk in "bullet points".
 

Anubis

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We don't find it "relaxing" because only men have an " empty box" in their brain that they retreat to. Just saying

so what you are saying is that women are genetically defective as they lack the part of the brain that lets them relax
 

mmntech

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Women don't understand....
-how to stop acting like a diva
-that they really do look fine
-that men prefer honesty, if ya don't like us, tell us!
 

ALIVE

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women and logic have taken a divorce long long long time ago.
there is nothing more to add

no logic well you get the picture what follows....
CHAOS and DISASTER
 

RossMAN

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Hear, hear!
Jez, I don't give a shit what day it was, who was wearing what or what they had for breakfast, just get to the point!

My wife is learning after 15 years. She says I like to talk in "bullet points".

This x100000000000000.
 

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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the concept of not thinking about anything

Chick - Whatcha thinking about?

Me - FUCK FUCK FUCK... What was I thinking about?!

Me - Umm... Nothing

Chick - C'mon, you looked like you were deep in thought, tell me what you were thinking about.

Me - I really wasn't thinking of anything.

Chick - You never communicate to me. I tell you everything, but you're like a closed book to me... (options)

Option A - Tears, and moodiness for a minimum of 48 hours, and perpetual rehashes
Option B - Getting your ass reamed, and moodiness for a minimum of 48 hours, and perpetual rehashes.
 

Jaskalas

Lifer
Jun 23, 2004
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Hello sexist topic!

Man, anyone reading this is going to leave with a lot of presumptuous baggage.
 

BoomerD

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It's not an empty box. It's like the task manager on a computer. We can ctrl+alt+delete and kill all other processes that are running and operate on basic primal functions.

Women just don't have an off switch for their brains. Or if there is one they haven't found it.

 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Dude, you just bought a Ferrari and are posting this?

fucking fail with chicks.
 

Jeff7

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That I don't need to hear a repeat of every word of a conversation to understand whatever the point is. That's making the rather large assumption that there is a point in the first place.

Speak succinctly, and omit irrelevant and superfluous information.
 
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DAGTA

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My comments apply to most, but not all women. Thankfully, there are exceptions.

- How to manage a budget
- Just because you were born with a vagina does not mean you are a princess, lady, star, etc
- 'acting bitchy' isn't cute
- duckface is horrible
 
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