Things Girls Don't Understand

[Safeway]

Math.
Driving.
Quickly getting ready when running late.
Sex drive.
Action movies.
Handjobs.
Efficiency.

More?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

I'd say nowadays, how to clean a kitchen.

 

[ElFenix]

silence.

 

[Rastus]

Sammich making

 

[vi edit]

Finding relaxation in doing absolutely nothing.

 

[KaOTiK]

We don't give a shit about your friends problems and don't want to hear about them, hell there's a good chance we don't give a shit about your problems either.

 

[Jeeebus]

me

 

[highland145]

My schedule has been fixed in my mind for a week. Don't pop up with "plans" 5 minutes from now. Ain't happening.

 

[RbSX]

Loyalty
Responsibility
Etiquette
What's proper

 

[SagaLore]

men

 

[AstroManLuca]

Math.

In my experience, most men are pretty bad at math too. But there are still way more male mathematicians/programmers/scientists/engineers than female.

Driving.

My mom is a better driver than my dad. Women seem more distracted, men drive more like douchebags (tailgating, weaving).

Quickly getting ready when running late.

True, but a lot of men do this too. However, men seem more likely to just wait until they're already late and then quickly get ready, whereas my wife will tell me we're running late and I'm ready in 2 minutes and then I have to wait for her.

Sex drive.

Confirmed virgin.

Action movies.

Meh, men don't generally like Rom-Coms, I don't see the issue.

Handjobs.

Confirmed virgin.

Efficiency.

Only sometimes. I like to think of myself as more efficient at, say, preventing things from getting messy, but my wife is able to clean up around the house so much more quickly than I can that it balances out.

More?

Women are absolute backstabbing gossiping bitches to each other. Holy fuck. Men rarely hate each other unless, like, one of them cheated with the other's gf/wife, or if he killed his dog or something. Women hate each other routinely.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Finding relaxation in doing absolutely nothing.

Oh yeah, this.

I can kick back and blow an entire afternoon/evening playing video games and enjoy every minute of it. My wife whines that she has nothing to do if I'm not in her immediate presence for more than 15 minutes.

 

[Sonikku]

Women don't know how to;

-limit their spending on gobble de beloved patriot
-not get super emotional whenever we discuss the future of their reproductive rights
-vote for the right party
-start wars
-cook me dinner

 

[DesiPower]

Good parody thread, turned into a real thread for blue ball ATOTers
random thought, will Rubycon post in this thread?

 

[jhansman]

How valuable a man with tools and skills is around the house.

 

[vi edit]

How valuable a man with tools and skills is around the house.

Oh most know. They just don't want to admit that to you.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I'd say nowadays, how to clean a kitchen.

Or cook dinner.

 

[Kadarin]

Handjobs.

Not true, at least on this count. My g/f has these down to absolute perfection.

 

[BladeVenom]

parallel parking
logic
fair play
sports

 

[MrPickins]

Giving Directions.

:sneaky:

 

[BladeVenom]

Have to post the miles per hour conversation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

Also need to add oil changes/preventative maintenance to the list.

 

[ichy]

Sex drive.

Just wait until you hit 30 (assuming of course you aren't married.)

 

[Gibsons]

That I don't need to hear a repeat of every word of a conversation to understand whatever the point is. That's making the rather large assumption that there is a point in the first place.

 

[highland145]

That I don't need to hear a repeat of every word of a conversation to understand whatever the point is. That's making the rather large assumption that there is a point in the first place.

lol...the facts, just the facts.

 

[GasX]

The brilliance of Caddyshack
Not talking during the ninth inning of a no-hitter