Things I hate Canada for.

[techs]

Now Canadians are nice people who, for some reason, keep their streets remarkably clean and are unfailingly polite. But that doesn't excuse their unpardonable sins:

Cold weather: Every time it's a about to get cold the weatherman tells me it's because of a "Canadian Low" invading. (I also hate Mexico because a "Mexican High" is clearly false advertising)

Snow: Well, they just have so much of it.

Canadian Football: Grey Cup? wtf kind of name is Grey Cup?

Canadian Bacon: Well, its just wrong to put the name Bacon on that abomination.

Oil: Why should a country with more moose than people get all that oil?

British Columbia: We kicked the British out and you still have the maple leafs to call yourself British?

Eh: What the f*ck does it even mean?

Avro Arrow: Canada just showing off.

Anne Murray: Thought I forgot about her didn't you? Never!

Aboot: No, morons. It's about.


Feel free to add your own.

 

[Drako]

Canada, America's hat.

 

[Beev]

Shaddap, ya hoser!

 

[ElFenix]

celine dion

 

[Barfo]

What about poutine?

 

[eldorado99]

Things I hate the US for; the OP.

 

[Cookie]

I found out a couple days ago Justin Bieber is from Canada.
It made me sad.
Please add him to your list.

 

[ThePresence]

Geese. That is all.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

canadian pennies.
i hate it when stores try to sneak those in there when giving me change.

 

[Red Dawn]

Geese. That is all.

I was going to say that I like Canadians but when you mentioned geese, well that's one thing I do hate, those dirty and nasty ass birds.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

I was going to say that I like Canadians but when you mentioned geese, well that's one thing I do hate, those dirty and nasty ass birds.

we've got pigeons.

 

[CPA]

Canadians are rude, if anything.

And why do you end every sentence like it's a question.

 

[ThePresence]

we've got pigeons.

They're not called American pigeons, are they?

 

[Red Dawn]

we've got pigeons.

Well their Geese are like Pigeons on Steriods plus pigeons don't bite.

 

[iGas]

Canadians are rude, if anything.

And why do you end every sentence like it's a question.

Because we can

 

[iGas]

Well their Geese are like Pigeons on Steriods plus pigeons don't bite.

You guys should be grateful that we don't eat them, and save it for the southerners.

 

[Kirby]

i don't think i've ever met a canadian.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm pretty cool with Canada. I don't like their tobacco taxes, but that doesn't affect me.

 

[ThePresence]

My in-laws live in Canada. Please add to the list.

 

[techs]

i don't think i've ever met a canadian.

Are you sure? They are very clever at disguising themselves as Americans.

 

[eldorado99]

i don't think i've ever met a canadian.

Now we're coming to get you, eh?

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

They're not called American pigeons, are they?

Well their Geese are like Pigeons on Steriods plus pigeons don't bite.

pigeons are quite the artists. your car is their canvas.

 

[Kirby]

Now we're coming to get you, eh?

 

[moshquerade]

There are a few very good members who are Canadians on this board and I'd like them to stay.

 

[RbSX]

I was going to say that I like Canadians but when you mentioned geese, well that's one thing I do hate, those dirty and nasty ass birds.

We hate them too, and they're named after us.

Fvck.