Things must be desparate at the WH - state of the nation survey in my mailbox

[Puffnstuff]

Now I've poked fun at all of the desperate attempts Trump has made to drum up support via email communications plastering them here each time I receive one from Trump and the RNC. I just checked my post office informed delivery and lo and behold a mailed survey titled "state of the nation survey" is shown to be delivered today.

I have a good mind to scan the entire thing and post it here so you can see what this bozo is sending out if you're aren't receiving such correspondence from him. Why is the RNC sending this to registered Democrats? I have a good mind to forward it to the DNC so they can see it as well.

I'm going to perform my patriot duty and fill this survey out honestly with integrity. Do you think they'll finally remove me from their mailing list afterwards?

 

[Moonbeam]

I know this isn't what you may have intended by posting this but a phrase that you used in your post was for me like tripping over a rock:

"I have a good mind to......"

I just love the English language and the colorful and quaint way it can express things. "I have a good mind to....."

Hehehehe I feel like Grandma is pointing a finger...... Somebody better watch out.....

Sounds like Donald needs turning over somebody's knee.

 

[RamIt]

Please post the entire letter. Thx.

 

[Puffnstuff]

When I receive this correspondence from the Ministry of Mind Rot I'll scan and post it for you.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Is it this one I just found on eBay?

I shit you not on eBay. Someone is selling theirs.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Donald-Tru...ate-of-the-Nation-Survey-Letter-/192417459789

 

[RamIt]

Is it this one I just found on eBay?

I shit you not on eBay. Someone is selling theirs.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Donald-Tru...ate-of-the-Nation-Survey-Letter-/192417459789

Wow. This prez is a total piece of shit.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Wow. This prez is a total piece of shit.

That looks like the 4 page letter that comes with the survey. Gentlemen I now present you with the survey minus my name and address of course. What about them apples? They are so cheap that it didn't come postage paid either so if I want to mail it in I have to put my own stamp on it.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

That looks like the 4 page letter that comes with the survey. Gentlemen I now present you with the survey minus my name and address of course. What about them apples? They are so cheap that it didn't come postage paid either so if I want to mail it in I have to put my own stamp on it.

They left out are you going to spit or swallow when done this survey.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Did you read the questions? They specifically want people's opinions on their efforts to specifically derail the Democratic Party. Too bad this isn't available like the previous survey's or I'd drop a link for everyone to participate. I'm really thinking about mailing it in along with a letter expressing my dissatisfaction with the GOP.

 

[UNCjigga]

I'm surprised they actually included a "No" option this time.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I'm surprised they actually included a "No" option this time.

I contacted the DNC offering them this survey if they haven't seen it already.

 

[interchange]

Just fill in "make the government more accountable" and send it in with the rest untouched.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Just fill in "make the government more accountable" and send it in with the rest untouched.

I will probably enter "allow Robert Mueller to complete his investigation unhindered" in block 11.

 

[cytg111]

That looks like the 4 page letter that comes with the survey. Gentlemen I now present you with the survey minus my name and address of course. What about them apples? They are so cheap that it didn't come postage paid either so if I want to mail it in I have to put my own stamp on it.

Holy
Crap
Hahahahahah 15$ to cover processing. "Yes I am a republican, i dont support donald trump, but i pay my dues cause honor" - WHAT A FCKING SCAM,

 

[Puffnstuff]

Holy
Crap
Hahahahahah 15$ to cover processing. "Yes I am a republican, i dont support donald trump, but i pay my dues cause honor" - WHAT A FCKING SCAM,

If I could only find a fax number to the RNC that bad boy would fly today and I'm diligently searching for a loose end.

https://www.gop.gov/
https://www.gop.com/

 

[Zorba]

If I could only find a fax number to the RNC that bad boy would fly today and I'm diligently searching for a loose end.

https://www.gop.gov/
https://www.gop.com/

Trump has banned faxes. He is trying to bring back all the telegraph jobs.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Trump has banned faxes. He is trying to bring back all the telegraph jobs.

If he speaks to a Ferengi will women be forced out of their clothes too?

 

[WHAMPOM]

Did you read the questions? They specifically want people's opinions on their efforts to specifically derail the Democratic Party. Too bad this isn't available like the previous survey's or I'd drop a link for everyone to participate. I'm really thinking about mailing it in along with a letter expressing my dissatisfaction with the GOP.

You are so fresh off the boat, the only thing they are interested in and keeping is a check or credit card info. Go ahead and fill out the survey bait and waste a stamp on circular file fodder.
SUCKER: "I feel so special that my favorite political party cares to send ME a survey to get MY PERSONAL OPINION!" "I better fill it out right now and send a big donation in to support such a caring group of people!"
SURVEY MAIL ROOM: "Hay Tod, clean out this garbage can and put in a new bag." *can't believe people/suckers think we read their surveys*

 

[Puffnstuff]

You are so fresh off the boat, the only thing they are interested in and keeping is a check or credit card info. Go ahead and fill out the survey bait and waste a stamp on circular file fodder.

If you'd bother to read I'm looking for a fax number to spam them at.

 

[Chocu1a]

I love how it panders so hard..."Crooked Hilary"....
Absolute trash president.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Gentlemen look at this gem I have just uncovered. We now have some additional contact information for the GOP's RNC along with a fax number which I intend to use shortly.

Excerpt:
Contact the National GOP
Write a letter to the Republican National Committee. Fax your letter to 202-863-8820 or mail it to the following address:

Republican National Committee 310 First Street, SE Washington, DC 20003

Phone the Republican National Committee at 202-863-8500.

Send an email to the Republican National Committee at info@gop.com.

Visit the Republican National Committee Facebook page (see Resources) and express your opinion.

https://classroom.synonym.com/how-to-contact-the-gop-12082391.html

 

[Puffnstuff]

Here's my fax cover letter but the forum loses the formatting.


Fax

To:
Republican National Committee

From:


Fax:
202-863-8820

Pages:
Number of pages

Phone:
202-863-8500

Date
Date

Re:
State of the Nation Survey

cc:
The Democratic National Committee

x Urgent

x For Review

x Please Comment

x Please Reply

Please Recycle

Comments:

Dear Republican National Committee,

I have been subjected to multiple phone calls, emails and now this ridiculous survey designed to excite and motive your uneducated base. As a registered Democrat I have tried multiple times to have myself removed from your contact list yet the GOP continues to send me unwanted correspondence.

At present I am appalled by the conduct of our government and its representatives. I do not approve of President Donald J. Trump in any way and as a compensable disabled veteran of this nation I am incensed by his repeated attacks on those who have served this great nation while he used his wealth and influence to exempt himself military service.

Never before have I felt this way about a sitting president until this current administration and its lawlessness arrived at the White House and began desecrating the very symbol of our democracy on the world stage.

While your uneducated base might find this exciting my educated mind certainly does not. I also find the GOP’s blatant attempts at obstructing the Robert Mueller investigation into Trump’s dealings with the Russians to be shameful at best.

In closing I would ask that you obey the rule of law including the spirit of the law as its written. Furthermore, I ask that you purge my contact information from your roles so that I no longer receive any correspondence from the GOP of any nature. Your fearmongering tactics are most distasteful to the majority of us out here. Thank you.

 

[HomerJS]

HAHA! BTW - Trump said he likes the uneducated

 

[Puffnstuff]

Dammit that fax number won't answer.

 

[trenchfoot]

HAHA! BTW - Trump said he likes the uneducated

I'm sure he said it with the thought in mind that those folks are the easiest to scam. Trump is simply programmed that way. It's who he really is. That old quip about "there's a sucker born every minute" is something that Trump must live by in the sense that he's out to corral every one of them and get them to give him their money and their votes so he can then get even more of the same from them whenever he needs it and give them lies and false hopes in return. Classic.

His greed and all encompassing selfishness will be his undoing though.

edit - It brings to mind the idea that you can't possibly serve the people well when your whole life has been about serving yourself and ONLY yourself.

edit - -spl