Things Old People Do

[CrazyLazy]

Lets make a list of things old people do. I'll start off.


1. Watch all the credits at the end of a movie.

 

[coldmeat]

2. Die

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Depend on Depends

 

[UnatcoAgent]

3. Hey you kids...

 

[KeithTalent]

4. Involuntary flatulence
5. Involuntary urination (the greatest nation in the world)

KT

 

[EMPshockwave82]

6. Make stupid lists about other old people

 

[KeithTalent]

7. Shake their cane in your general direction.

KT

 

[Baked]

8. Get up and pee no less than 6 times a night.
9. Pick airhead MILF to be VP.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

8. Kill people at farmer's markets with their car.

 

[Saint Michael]

They only break one ankle when they jump.

 

[Leros]

9) Watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune

 

[TestedAcorn]

10. Drive really fucking slow.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

11) Back in my day..........

 

[CKent]

12) Display astonishing lack of ability to operate all things electronic.

 

[OCGuy]

13. Tell me that they have candy in thier van

 

[LilPima]

yell when they talk, because they can't hear YOU

 

[Wheezer]

remember....these are all thing you'll do to....so laugh now while it's funny.

 

[nanette1985]

Actually listen to all those godawful medicine commercials. And even take a bunch of those things.

 

[imported_Champ]

17) remove their teeth

 

[IronWing]

Vote.

 

[IronWing]

Sit in front of slot machines for days on end with the same expressions on their faces as ATOTers watching their first HD porn video. This is the true origin of Depends, the smelly old bastards won't leave that stool for nothing.

 

[z0mb13]

watch movies before 3 PM on a weekday

 

[IronWing]

Stop in at the nearest convenience store to let the cashier know that the telephone/power/water at their (the geezer's) house is out of service.

 

[IronWing]

Read Reader's Digest.

 

[IronWing]

Wipe boogers on your sleeve.