Things that SOUND dirty but aren't...

[glenn beck]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
cornholing.A friendly game of

lol

 

[daveshel]

concatenate

 

[imported_goku]

rasterbate

 

[DaTT]

Nine Inch Nails.....only if used this way... "I'm gonna nine inch nail you right in the a**"

 

[vtqanh]

put the stick in the hole, take it out, check the fluid level. (checking engine oil)

 

[Nithin]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Put the stick in the slot.

First, let me unzip this. Aww, crap! It's a floppy!

awesome!

 

[Mo0o]

clitellum

 

[Aztech]

I'm a cunning linguist

 

[Tsaico]

Discharge...

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: Tsaico
Discharge...

...
cottage cheese
...

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
looks like you need more seamen on your poop deck

:Q

 

[Wonderful Pork]

dongle.

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

innuendo or http://linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html

One of Rowen Atkinson's better routines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpcJK7mxYLA&search=Mr%20Bean


...Galvanized

 

[Kadarin]

Dipstick
Ballcock (in the toilet)
Pulpit

 

[chambersc]

i want to stick my penis in your vagina.

really, not dirty, honestly.

 

[JDrake]

i want to stick my pens where you have an angina

There you go

 

[The Batt?sai]

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!


oops wrong thread..

 

[Steve]

Male-to-male S-Video cord.

Anyone remember that thread?

EDIT: Text

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Captain's log

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: deepred98

Originally posted by: joedrake
niggardly?

lol we had this word as vocab in my english class and one of the black kids mom complained.

Yeah that was the news story that spawned threads here years ago too.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Could you please show me where your caulk is?

 

[PHiuR]

creamy lotion.

 

[daveymark]

I was on my knees last night and my patella is still sore

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Put the stick in the slot.

First, let me unzip this. Aww, crap! It's a floppy!

Winner!

 

[FrozenCanadian]

I was playing pool earlier and the other person said be right back and I said Its ok I'll play with my self