Things that suck about dorms....

notfred

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Right now someone down the hall is blaring "the real slim shady"... and it's the radio edit version.

Nothing better than a crappy shock value entertainer who's had all the shocking stuff edited out of his songs
 

amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Try having some guy a floor or two above / below you and to the side have his bass thumping 18 hours a day. I swore that I would shove his amp up his keister if I ever found him. Never did.
 

Rallispec

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Jul 26, 2001
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/me turns down speakers

my dorm isn't to bad... and i'm on the first floor above me is a lounge and there are only people living on one side of me. So noise istn a problem. And if people decide to turn it up some, i'll just blast mine even louder. Stereo wars are fun.

next year will be nice though, finally getting out of the dorm and into a house or apartment
 

Jimbo

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<< Things that suck about dorms.... >>


How about things that don't suck about dorms. Like co-eds that run from the communal shower with towels that are way too small because they did not do the laundry.
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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<<

<< Things that suck about dorms.... >>


How about things that don't suck about dorms. Like co-eds that run from the communal shower with towels that are way too small because they did not do the laundry.
>>



I thought those were only in movies...
 

toant103

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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have to move my stuff out every year. NO AC. small ass room. And not enough power to support my computer and microwave. Circuit creak all the time
 

Michael1897

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Apr 5, 2002
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how about this:
Everyday last semester i heard "Crawling" by lincoln park atleast 6 times a day either in the morning or walking down the halls.... I hate that song now
 

Orsorum

Lifer
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Drunk people puking in the stair wells... people walking past your door, laughing loudly and talking at 3AM.
 

Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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<< Drunk people puking in the stair wells... people walking past your door, laughing loudly and talking at 3AM. >>



You think people puking is bad? Two guys I know went in the elevator to take a piss because one of their ex friends locked himself in the bathroom after getting his ass beat. BTW, where I go, we dont have communal bathrooms, but one per suite.
 

Jimbo

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<< I thought those were only in movies... >>


OK you got me. I never actually saw that either. I just figgured if it is in porn films, it MUST happen in real life. Am I wrong?
 

LordJezo

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May 16, 2001
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Right now I am blasting the techno remix of the "All your base are belong to us" thing... beat that. I bet everyone in the halls loves me.
 

Lucky

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<<

<< I thought those were only in movies... >>


OK you got me. I never actually saw that either. I just figgured if it is in porn films, it MUST happen in real life. Am I wrong?
>>




Only if you dont consider me a co-ed! :Q
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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<<

<< I thought those were only in movies... >>


OK you got me. I never actually saw that either. I just figgured if it is in porn films, it MUST happen in real life. Am I wrong?
>>



Doesn't happen at my school,
 

Jimbo

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Is EVERYONE'S J/K meter turned off today?

I just figured out what you meant Lucky. Funny, disturbing, but funny.
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Yeah, I hate it when people are doing it in the rooms left, right, top, and bottom of me.
 

Gooberlx2

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When we were in the dorms, my roomate (now) cranked "The Right Stuff" by New Kids on the Block, stole the R.A. keys, locked his door and left for the weekend. I lived in the next dorm and could hear it across the big lawn between them. It was pretty damn funny......to the people in my dorm.

I just hate when some a$$hole decides it'd be great to pull the fire alarm at 4am everynight during finals week. Kid was almost lynched when he got caught.

Anybody else have a trash shaft the serviced all the floors? Sucked (and smelled) when the f*cker backed up past 4th floor.

Lastly, I always hated "that" guy. You know, "that" guy who never showered and you could smell his room all the way down the hall on the floor below you 'cause the place was fumigated by his B.O. And he always seemed to have the nastiest b!tchiest girlfriend, and ofcourse they had the loudest, most conceptually disturbing sex of anybody else. Good thing it was always in her room. Too bad her room was directly above yours.

 

Mookow

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Apr 24, 2001
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<< Right now someone down the hall is blaring "the real slim shady"... and it's the radio edit version.

Nothing better than a crappy shock value entertainer who's had all the shocking stuff edited out of his songs
>>



Well, thats why you get a louder sound system. I can beat anyone on my floor with my set of Klipsch Promedia 2.1's. Pretty sad, really.
 

BeauJangles

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Aug 26, 2001
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<< When we were in the dorms, my roomate (now) cranked "The Right Stuff" by New Kids on the Block, stole the R.A. keys, locked his door and left for the weekend. I lived in the next dorm and could hear it across the big lawn between them. It was pretty damn funny......to the people in my dorm. >>



Now THAT'S entertainment!
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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<< Lastly, I always hated "that" guy. You know, "that" guy who never showered and you could smell his room all the way down the hall on the floor below you 'cause the place was fumigated by his B.O. And he always seemed to have the nastiest b!tchiest girlfriend, and ofcourse they had the loudest, most conceptually disturbing sex of anybody else. Good thing it was always in her room. Too bad her room was directly above yours. >>


We have one of those BO guys here. Oh man, he stinks. We doubt he actually touches the water when he goes in the shower. Oh yea, just wait till the end of the year... He'll get whats coming to him. The damn bastard is a leeching whore. Never shares back with us, and throws his trash everywhere and the whole floor gets blamed by the janitors. Oh man... Can't wait...
 

VirusDub

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In fall quarter, the guy living next to me was a DJ (or at least thought he was). He really sucked, but that didn't stop him from trying. The worst was when he starting mixing at around 12:30 AM during finals week. We all got a little pissed about that.

There's a guy that moved in two doors down who loves to argue with people about communism. Well, he doesn't really argue, he just badgers anyone within ear shot. He even tried to argue with our RA (who is African-American) about the insignificance of MLK Jr.
 

Vadatajs

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Today in the building right next to mine, out an open window I heard, yelling, 3 fights, and 3 smoke alarms going off. This was all the same suite, and it all happened within a span of 2 hours.

I live in a new apartment style dorm. These buildings were built by the lowest bidder, at the lowest cost possible. The floors are not solid, they transmit any sound, even tip-toeing. Same with the walls, there is no sound proofing at all. They were too cheap to put a firewall, or any type of guard in between the gas stove and the wall, so there is a definite fire hazard. One of the heating units caught fire in my building this past fall; the resulting fire alarm failed to wake me up, nor did the RA bother to wake me up, and I finally heard about it from a friend who lived across the street and had seen the fire trucks.

Don't bitch to me about dorm life. When there is a real threat of injury and/or death as there was in my case, problems enter a whole new level.
 

kgraeme

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<<

<< I thought those were only in movies... >>


OK you got me. I never actually saw that either. I just figgured if it is in porn films, it MUST happen in real life. Am I wrong?
>>



Actually it can get better than that. One of my fellow art students was doing some paintings that involved her pouring paint down her nude body and pressing it up against a large sheet of paper. She waited for her roommate to leave so that she wouldn't be "bothering" anybody. The problem was though that when she was done she had blue paint all over her body and she only had a silk robe which she wasn't going to mess up with paint. So she did what any sensible person does when naked and covered in blue paint, run down the hallway for the showers.

Yeah, I really hated living in the dorms.
 
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