Things To Say to The Person using the Urinal Next to You.

[smashp]

lets come up with a list of Things To Say to The Person using the Urinal Next to You at public restrooms.




My personal favorite is:



"MAN, The porcelain is cold"

 

[ggavinmoss]

Wanna race?

-geoff

 

[freakflag]

How about "Eyes forward mother-fvcker."

 

[DnetMHZ]

Don't say anything, just piss and get out.

 

[BigKev]

How's it hangin'?

 

[OulOat]

{After making and holding eye contact} Can I be of assistance?

 

"My bolagna has a first name, it's........"

 

[Amorphus]

bring a syringe and some mountain dew.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
bring a syringe and some mountain dew.

Stab him with the syringe then?

 

[TooOne21]

"Hmm, that's different."

 

[AMCRambler]

Ask him if he can spot you cause you've got Parkinson's and sometimes pee all over uncontrollably

 

[spliffstar69]

say "Hey you ever heard about a thread on ATOT about what to say in time's like this?"

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: freakflag
How about "Eyes forward mother-fvcker."

 

[minendo]

Just as you unzip look down and say "What the hell is that green blister looking thing?"

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

*turning towards him while pissing* "Hey look! A fly!"

 

[Mr N8]

Did you know 1 in 5 people have Herpes?



LMAO @ this thread.

 

[igowerf]

Wanna sword fight?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: Amorphus
bring a syringe and some mountain dew.

Stab him with the syringe then?

I thought that word was verboten....

 

[richardycc]

if you shake it more than 3 times, you are playing with it.

 

[smashp]

I have a friend thats 6'6" 265lbs. and completely Ripped who always says

"OOwwwhhh, Its so Cute"

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Wanna race?

-geoff

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: Amorphus
bring a syringe and some mountain dew.

XXXX him with the syringe then?

I thought that word was verboten....

Yeah I thought so too. I even posted to that effect! It definitely still is because when I try and quote it I can't. How'd you get it to post???

 

[MooseKnuckle]

Why does it hurt when I pee? Maybe I have a STD...

 

[Bootprint]

Put out your hand, to shake his and say, "Hi, I'm into watersports"

 

[Thraxen]