Things To Say to The Person using the Urinal Next to You.

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: Amorphus
bring a syringe and some mountain dew.

XXXX him with the syringe then?

I thought that word was verboten....

Yeah I thought so too. I even posted to that effect! It definitely still is because when I try and quote it I can't. How'd you get it to post???

The word filter has been going completely retarded lately. It seems to function about half time time. One time I posted an entire list of all the banned words and the mods neither punished me, nor fixed the problem (Of course, after I was done experimenting, I edited my post so the list was gone)

 

[Doggiedog]

How about "Gosh its hard to pee with an erection"

 

[gistech1978]

awwww...whats its name?

 

[Bulk Beef]

"Hey, nice dick!"

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Don't say anything, just piss and get out.

 

[waggy]

"hey my hands arent working to good. can you shake it for me?"

 

[MikeMike]

wanna have a distance competition???

MIKE

 

[Miramonti]

"whoops! sorry."

 

[nife4]

"mine's bigger...."

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

"so ....i lost my d!ck back in Nam"

 

[Miramonti]

[deniro] Are you lookin' at me? [/deniro]

 

[Yossarian]

If all the urinals are being used, tap a guy on the shoulder and say "can we share?"

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
If all the urinals are being used, tap a guy on the shoulder and say "can we share?"

haha


"Speaking of plumbing, nice tatoo!"

 

[AnyMal]

Come here often?

 

[Bootprint]

And remember if you see someone famous, just sing "Tinkle tinkle little star"

 

[IshmaelLeaver]

Don't cross the streams!

 

[nick1985]

i hear this is where all the d!cks hang out.

 

[adlep]

This is a ghey thread...
Happy New Year folks!

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: nick1985
i hear this is where all the d!cks hang out.

nice one!

 

[Maetryx]

*That* looks familiar....

 

[LikeLinus]

I've gotta piss and the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy, you wanna help?

 

[loup garou]

THis thread is hilarious!

 

[XZeroII]

I think they question should be, What are you doing next to someone else at the urinals?

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: nick1985
i hear this is where all the d!cks hang out.

So heres where we do, "What response do you give to people that talk to you at the urinal".

Ill start, my response is to nick1985's post.

"Like you?"

 

Originally posted by: freakflag
How about "Eyes forward mother-fvcker."

lol