Things To Say to The Person using the Urinal Next to You.

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: nick1985
i hear this is where all the d!cks hang out.

So heres where we do, "What response do you give to people that talk to you at the urinal".

Ill start, my response is to nick1985's post.

"Like you?"

grow up.

 

[LackCash]

Wanna see my tattoo?

 

[jurzdevil]

uh oh...this isnt wheeeeeeeeeerrreee you go #2

 

[moonshinemadness]

If the guy next to you looks up at the wall, 'What you looking up there for, you ashamed of it?'

 

[glenn1]

Uhhhh.... are you gonna finish that?

 

[Pastfinder]

Originally posted by: IshmaelLeaver
Don't cross the streams!

"why?"

"It would be bad"


ROFL

 

[Ausm]

How about urinating only hurts me until the scab comes off

Or Drop your cellphone in and ask for help retrieving it.

Sysadmin

 

[TommyVercetti]

Y Hello Thar

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: glenn1
Uhhhh.... are you gonna finish that?

Sooooo wrong

 

[flyfish]

"sup..."

 

[dartworth]

Happy New Year...

 

[Blayze]

There she blows

 

[BadNewsBears]

Wanna swordfight?

 

[nife4]

by far... this is the funniest....

Originally posted by: Munchies
Wanna swordfight?

 

[Alchemist99]

Hungry? cause i got some tube steak smothered in underwear!

no? how about some one eyed trouser trout!

Your sister is one hell of a musician, she is a virtuoso when it come to the skin flute

 

[godspeedx]

Originally posted by: OulOat
{After making and holding eye contact} Can I be of assistance?

DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

DO YOU NEED ME OUT THERE?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

"you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours"

 

[AndrewR]

"I sure hope I can't pass Hepatitis C by using a public toilet. Do you know?"

 

[jinduy]

well...hello there

 

[Red Dawn]

"How about that Hockey Game!"

 

[Riprorin]

"We have to stop meeting like this".

 

[klein297]

Sorry 'bout that.

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

"Ah, I see your swartz is as big as mine"

 

[LackCash]

 

[Kenny1234]

Bend over and touch your toes!