Things we can all agree on

[snoopy7548]

Even though we're all different, there are things we can agree on regardless of our political beliefs, race, religion, age, and background. In a time of immense division, I think we should all reflect on those common things.

It's always awesome when you're dropping a load, it hits the water, and the resulting splash perfectly wets your butthole and nothing else. So refreshing. It's like having a free bidet.

What are some other things?

 

[skull]

Your a sick son of a bitch mack.

Since you are wrong on yours, I'm going to say we can all agree pizza is delicious but even that won't be 100% world wide, I don't think there is a single thing out there you'll get a 100% agreement on unless you say requirements like oxygen is fucking awesome.

 

[Captante]

Just threw up in my mouth a little thx OP

 

[Darwin333]

@Red Squirrel is willing to take it up the bum for a relatively small amount of money.

 

[Sonikku]

Even though we're all different, there are things we can agree on regardless of our political beliefs, race, religion, age, and background. In a time of immense division, I think we should all reflect on those common things.

It's always awesome when you're dropping a load, it hits the water, and the resulting splash perfectly wets your butthole and nothing else. So refreshing. It's like having a free bidet.

What are some other things?

A ban.

 

[Red Squirrel]

@Red Squirrel is willing to take it up the bum for a relatively small amount of money.

I'm not gay but 20 bitcoin is 20 bitcoin.

 

[sactoking]

I think we can all agree that pineapple is a great pizza topping.

 

[dasherHampton]

There is little better in this world than an open, powerful, dry fart.

No wetness whatsoever, relieves all of that nagging pressure. How can anyone not consider that a great thing?

 

[Paladin3]

Fishing it the most noble pastime known to man?

It's worth buying good toilet paper?

 

[sandorski]

I disagree.

 

[renz20003]

Even though we're all different, there are things we can agree on regardless of our political beliefs, race, religion, age, and background. In a time of immense division, I think we should all reflect on those common things.

It's always awesome when you're dropping a load, it hits the water, and the resulting splash perfectly wets your butthole and nothing else. So refreshing. It's like having a free bidet.

What are some other things?

I call that a "clean break".

The first sip of coffee in the morning.

 

[madoka]

I call that a "clean break".

Ain't nothing clean about water that touched your fecal matter.

 

[Darwin333]

I'm not gay but 20 bitcoin is 20 bitcoin.

Dang, you must be pimping to a high roller now! We agreed to $20US for Zeze, or is that just a friends and family discount?

 

[Captante]

A PERMA-ban.

Ftfy.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Dang, you must be pimping to a high roller now! We agreed to $20US for Zeze, or is that just a friends and family discount?

I raised my prices due to high demand. Capitalism!

 

[Zeze]

Dang, you must be pimping to a high roller now! We agreed to $20US for Zeze, or is that just a friends and family discount?

Wait what

 

[Zeze]

We can all agree that my little girl is awsome possum

1. No ass, big turn off no matter the face

2. Perky is the best mod

3. High > drunk, but drunk is amazing with food and friends

4. Pho >>>> ramen

5. CiM >>>>>> facial

6. Coke >>> lol Pepsi

7. Bk = McD = wendys. They're equal since they all have highlights. I like all 3.

 

[UnklSnappy]

It goes without saying that we all agree pineapple does not belong anywhere near a pizza.

 

[Darwin333]

We can all agree that my little girl is awsome possum

1. No ass, big turn off no matter the face

2. Perky is the best mod

3. High > drunk, but drunk is amazing with food and friends

4. Pho >>>> ramen

5. CiM >>>>>> facial

6. Coke >>> lol Pepsi

7. Bk = McD = wendys. They're equal since they all have highlights. I like all 3.

Umm, your daughter?

 

[Cappuccino]

Anandtech is dead. The kids are rising and the oldies are riping.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I think we can all agree that pineapple is a great pizza topping.

I'll stipulate that pineapple can be a great pizza topping as in: Any place that offers pineapple as a topping is guaranteed to not make good pizza and you should not eat there, so seeing it on a menu is a great warning.

 

[IronWing]

We can all agree that if it has chicken, avocado, pesto, pine nuts, or artichoke on it, it is not a pizza. It may be delicious (or not) but it is not a pizza.

 

[snoopy7548]

Alright, I think we can all agree that I'm a sicko! But you know I'm right.

Ham and pineapple are awesome on a pizza, but there's nothing better than just plain cheese. Sometimes simple = the best.

 

[Red Squirrel]

The plane takes off.

 

[zinfamous]

Ham and pineapple are awesome on a pizza, but there's nothing better than just plain cheese.

How can you be so disturbingly wrong, twice, within a single statement? What a dubious honor there.