Think you can kill a cow with your bare hands?

[Mayne]

Well do you? I have small hands, so probably not.

 

[TheSlamma]

No, but I could with Bear hands. Raaaar!!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

No. But with my bare hands I could probably sharpen a big stick and use that to kill the cow.

 

[skyking]

No, but I saved one once by stabbing it with an ice pick.

 

[Fritzo]

I would rape it to death.

 

[Mayne]

I would rape it to death.

well thats fucked up lol

 

[SKORPI0]

Kill no, milk them yes. :biggrin:

 

[Jeeebus]

Dunno... Is your mom available for me to try?

/Alky

 

[Mayne]

Dunno... Is your mom available for me to try?

/Alky

o snap lol

 

[edro]

If it were sleeping next to a cliff, I could tip it off.

 

[JulesMaximus]

No, no I don't.

 

[cbrunny]

I've seen this happen... here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76g8O-qhG3k buddy milks the cow to death.

 

[Murloc]

most definitely not.

Cows routinely kill or seriously hurt people who hike through their mountain pastures. Humans really stand no chance if unarmed.

 

[Fritzo]

well thats fucked up lol

It's OK, it's a cow, not a bull. I'm not gay or anything.

 

[alien42]

shove hand and arm into cow's mouth and down the throat until the cow is asphyxiated?

 

[Perknose]

most definitely not.

Cows routinely kill or seriously hurt people who hike through their mountain pastures. Humans really stand no chance if unarmed.

I can believe that, especially if a mom is protecting a calf. From up close, I watched a mom cow intimidate and run off my Great Dane as we were crossing her field. It was one of only two times I saw my Dane intimidated, ever.

 

[Mayne]

I can believe that, especially if a mom is protecting a calf. From up close, I watched a mom cow intimidate and run off my Great Dane as we were crossing her field. It was one of only two times I saw my Dane intimidated, ever.

Take your logic elsewhere Perknose. This is my thread lol.

 

[lord_emperor]

I've only interacted with very domesticated dairy cows that are publicly accessible at a dairy farm and very used to getting petted. They're huge and the mechanics of killing one are inconceivable.

 

[Perknose]

Take your logic elsewhere Perknose. This is my thread lol.

Well, ok, Mayne. I may not be able to kill a cow with my bare hands, but I could probably embarrass one with a few well-timed comments.

 

[Mayne]

Well, ok, Mayne. I may not be able to kill a cow with my bare hands, but I could probably embarrass one with a few well-timed comments.

ouch touche. *backs away from thread slowly*

 

[CPA]

If it were sleeping next to a cliff, I could tip it off.

Nope, you can't.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Cape Buffalo.