Thinking of getting a gift for my dog

[nutxo]

Hes old and been a pretty cool dog and I was thinking of getting him one of these

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or maybe

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Which do you think hed prefer?

 

[JohnAn2112]

Umm...none of the above.

 

[rivan]

This is a joke, right?

 

[chorb]

He'd probably prefer a tennis ball to chew on instead of you dressing him up like doll.

 

[zerocool84]

OMGWTFBBQ

 

[Safeway]

LMFAO. The brown-eye thing is ridiculous. When they shit, it because the poop collector. The doggles, on the other hand, are awesome. My lab wears Oakley ski goggles.

 

[Cheeseplug]

Get him something good to eat. Maybe popsicles, marshmallows?

I know. Pringles.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: Safeway
LMFAO. The brown-eye thing is ridiculous. When they shit, it because the poop collector. The doggles, on the other hand, are awesome. My lab wears Oakley ski goggles.

Maybe if I sprayed it with pam the fecal matter wouldnt stick.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Cheeseplug
Get him something good to eat. Maybe popsicles, marshmallows?

I know. Pringles.

I came here to post that.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Safeway
LMFAO. The brown-eye thing is ridiculous. When they shit, it because the poop collector. The doggles, on the other hand, are awesome. My lab wears Oakley ski goggles.

1) Lightly tie a shoelace to the base of your cat's tail.
2) Watch cat freak out and run wildly around the house.
3) Cat removes shoelace and contemplates the benefits that opposable thumbs would provide in allowing him to tie a noose for your untimely death.


OP: Buy your dog a half-rotted fish. He'll love it more than either of those things.

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: rivan
This is a joke, right?

qft

 

[Chronoshock]

red rocket
red rocket

 

[Capt Caveman]

Get him a new owner!