This duck walks into a convenience store ...

[cleek]

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No,"
and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

 

[Scrapster]

Good one.

 

[Burnt]

Wasn't that a commercial?

 

[gittyup]

Hahahah. That was cute.

 

[kami]

Eh..good for half a chuckle i guess

 

[cmdavid]

was that a winterfresh commercial??


<< Whatever comes out, its cool... >>

 

[ThisIsMatt]

He then bought some apples and when the clerk asked how he was going to pay the duck responded, "Put it on my bill."

 

[yakko]

I love that joke.

 

[Juniper]

hehe...

 

[j0lly]

 

[weeeplop]

here's a corny one..
a man walks into a bar...


OUCH!

 

[Moonbeam]

So,, did they have any grapes?

 

[ChrisIsBored]

last time i heard it... he was threatened with staples...

 

[Mustangrrl]

<< So,, did they have any grapes? >>

You'd think, after repeated requests from a customer, they would stock them!

 

[OS]

random picture of a duck

 

[rival]

AFLAC!

 

[Bleepeep]

there's always this one:

Three guys walk into a bar, the fourth guy ducks.

...

 

[woodly6]

That was good little chuckle!

 

[Bozz]

Duck walks into drug store to purchase some "protection". Pharmacist asks "would you like me to put it on your bill?" and the duck replies "What do you think I'm a d!ckhead or something?!"

 

[ByteMe]

Aflac!