This guy makes the ultimate burger

v0id

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This is from an interesting and somewhat bizarre YouTube channel I found myself a while back. I enjoy watching all kinds of food/cooking relating shows and videos, from Anthony Bourdain's travel shows to basic recipe/technique videos from Chef John's very popular Food Wishes YouTube channel. Through the magic of YouTube's recommendation algorithms, I stumbled on this channel - Almazan Kitchen - a while back.

As you'll learn if you watch more of these videos, the recurring themes are a bit odd. The channel seems to be run by two quite wealthy-seeming Serbian guys who (i) live on or otherwise have frequent access to a gorgeous, remote rural property somewhere in Serbia featuring streams, waterfalls, and lush forest, (ii) operate or have access to a very nicely stocked organic farm that also raises livestock, (iii) own some very nice camera equipment, and (iv) own at least one very exotic pet in the form of a horned owl named "Mr. Ramsay." The videos themselves don't really focus on the recipes or techniques involved so much as the lushly-presented sights and sounds of chopping vegetables, tossing items in a skillet, the burbling of the nearby brook, and finally stuff like the gooey, greasy, delicious looking final product (in this case a burger). While a lot of the videos are obviously cool to watch, the whole operation is SEO-ed up the wazoo and is very literally Food Porn shot through with a lot of stuff that would appeal to ASMR devotees. These dudes clearly thought a lot about what they were doing and are probably making a killing on YouTube ads. I wish I had thought of - and had the resources to execute - this idea, lol.
 
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Kaido

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This is from an interesting and somewhat bizarre YouTube channel I found myself a while back. I enjoy watching all kinds of food/cooking relating shows and videos, from Anthony Bourdain's travel shows to basic recipe/technique videos from Chef John's very popular Food Wishes YouTube channel. Through the magic of YouTube's recommendation algorithms, I stumbled on this channel - Almazan Kitchen - a while back.

As you'll learn if you watch more of these videos, the recurring themes are a bit odd. The channel seems to be run by two quite wealthy-seeming Serbian guys who (i) live on or otherwise have frequent access to a gorgeous, remote rural property somewhere in Serbia featuring streams, waterfalls, and lush forest, (ii) operate or have access to a very nicely stocked organic farm that also raises livestock, (iii) own some very nice camera equipment, and (iv) own at least one very exotic pet in the form of a horned owl named "Mr. Ramsay." The videos themselves don't really focus on the recipes or techniques involved so much as the lushly-presented sights and sounds of chopping vegetables, tossing items in a skillet, the burbling of the nearby brook, and finally stuff like the gooey, greasy, delicious looking final product (in this case a burger). While a lot of the videos are obviously cool to watch, the whole operation is SEO-ed up the wazoo and is very literally Food Porn shot through with a lot of stuff that would appeal to ASMR devotees. These dudes clearly thought a lot about what they were doing and are probably making a killing on YouTube ads. I wish I had thought of - and had the resources to execute - this idea, lol.

haha I love the Internet
 

ponyo

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I'm not a fan of buffalo and not a fan of fermented meat. I like the boring cow and fresh meat.
 

ponyo

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You are aware that beef is also hung for a few weeks to age right?

No, most beef you buy is not hung for few weeks. Sure you still have places that dry age like that but it's not common anymore due to the expense. Now the cow is killed and processed and placed in the cooler for 48 hours. Then it's cut into sections and vacuum sealed and shipped to the meat distributors. So the beef I buy at Costco is not from a cow that was hung for few weeks to age. And when I buy ground beef from Costco, I use and cook that same day.
 

ImpulsE69

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What does the 30 day fermenting do? and how do you differentiate that from 'bad' meat?
 

MrSquished

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Looks great except for the 'hot cheese'

A perfect burger gets American cheese. That's all American cheese is good for. That and for grilled cheese sandwiches and breakfast sandwiches.

Cheddar is also acceptable
 

Rifter

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No, most beef you buy is not hung for few weeks. Sure you still have places that dry age like that but it's not common anymore due to the expense. Now the cow is killed and processed and placed in the cooler for 48 hours. Then it's cut into sections and vacuum sealed and shipped to the meat distributors. So the beef I buy at Costco is not from a cow that was hung for few weeks to age. And when I buy ground beef from Costco, I use and cook that same day.

Its ok to buy peasant beef, but its not as good as aged meat.
 

ponyo

Lifer
Feb 14, 2002
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Its ok to buy peasant beef, but its not as good as aged meat.

While I'm not a fan, I'm not completely against aged beef. I'm against overaged nasty slimy ground buffalo meat in that burger video. It's ok to age something to add tenderness and flavor but there's fine line of making something better or going overboard and ruining it. It's like the 400 day aged A5 Wagyu beef in this video.
When you have to resort to calling it funky to describe the flavor, you're just politely saying the meat is rancid.
 

NoTine42

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You are aware that beef is also hung for a few weeks to age right?
Isn't the outside of aged beef removed? This is just all outside of aged beef mushed together.

And how does this start? Is some guy really hungry, and the only thing he has is fermented, old beef and decides to try it anyway?
 

Squisher

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I'm down with everything, but the raw(smoked) bacon on the inside. It's basically being boiled in cheese and although it probably doesn't detract anything I've always found that baked/fried bacon even short of being crisp to be a better flavor enhancer.
 

rudder

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Nov 9, 2000
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Just goto the store and by the fatty 73/27 beef (27% fat). My wife makes me buy the 93/7 crap and burger turn out like crap.
 

Iron Woode

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You are aware that beef is also hung for a few weeks to age right?

No, most beef you buy is not hung for few weeks. Sure you still have places that dry age like that but it's not common anymore due to the expense. Now the cow is killed and processed and placed in the cooler for 48 hours. Then it's cut into sections and vacuum sealed and shipped to the meat distributors. So the beef I buy at Costco is not from a cow that was hung for few weeks to age. And when I buy ground beef from Costco, I use and cook that same day.
unfortunately, dry aging is not as common as it used to be.

good thing there are a few abattoirs near me.
 
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