This Is A New One...

[munruss]

So I met this girl and we went out to dinner last week and things went well. We then decided to go rollerblading a few days alter and after we had some pizza, her stomach goes nuts. To make a long story short, she got sick and blew up the park bathroom.

She doesn't talk to me now because she is too embarrassed.

Lets review. I get dumped because her ass blows up and she is too embarrassed to face me. What is that all about???

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: munruss
So I met this girl and we went out to dinner last week and things went well. We then decided to go rollerblading a few days alter and after we had some pizza, her stomach goes nuts. To make a long story short, she got sick and blew up the park bathroom.

She doesn't talk to me now because she is too embarrassed.

Lets review. I get dumped because her ass blows up and she is too embarrassed to face me. What is that all about???

lmao you serious?

 

[Ryan]

I hear that if you ass blows up, you have to go through lots of physical therapy.

 

[Lager]

You mean she vomited?

 

[Zrom999]

Originally posted by: munruss
So I met this girl and we went out to dinner last week and things went well. We then decided to go rollerblading a few days alter and after we had some pizza, her stomach goes nuts. To make a long story short, she got sick and blew up the park bathroom.

She doesn't talk to me now because she is too embarrassed.

Lets review. I get dumped because her ass blows up and she is too embarrassed to face me. What is that all about???

LOL

 

[conjur]

DHITB?


Ok....going to bed for real this time

 

[FrustratedUser]

Send her a mail (the ones with stamps) with some nice words in it. It has to be hand written.

A nice touch, everyone likes to get real mail.
:beer:

 

[Lager]

Where did you get the pizza? Maybe she got food poisoning.

How do you know she blew up in the bathroom? Did you go in with her? Doesn't make sense.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Where did you get the pizza? Maybe she got food poisoning.

How do you know she blew up in the bathroom? Did you go in with her? Doesn't make sense.

maybe the manager came out and asked who was going to clean off the walls in the bathroom?

 

"So I met this girl and we went out to dinner last week and things went well. We then decided to go rollerblading a few days alter and after we had some pizza, her stomach goes nuts. To make a long story short, she got sick and blew up the park bathroom."

Huh? What does it mean for someone to blow up the park bathroom? And how would you know she blew it up, whatever that means?

Let me guess . . . you mean her poops stunk the entire bathroom? What the hell? LMAO!

 

[Doggiedog]

Maybe she bumped into George Michael in the park bathroom and dumped you for him?

 

[Scarpozzi]

You expect to get anywhere with a girl??? You're an ATOT member, right?

 

[Cat13]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: coldcut
Where did you get the pizza? Maybe she got food poisoning.

How do you know she blew up in the bathroom? Did you go in with her? Doesn't make sense.

maybe the manager came out and asked who was going to clean off the walls in the bathroom?

lol

 

[HappyPuppy]

This is one of those rare classic topics I am going to bookmark. His date blew up in the bathroom. How can you beat that?

 

[TheShiz]

Originally posted by: munruss
So I met this girl and we went out to dinner last week and things went well. We then decided to go rollerblading a few days alter and after we had some pizza, her stomach goes nuts. To make a long story short, she got sick and blew up the park bathroom.

She doesn't talk to me now because she is too embarrassed.

Lets review. I get dumped because her ass blows up and she is too embarrassed to face me. What is that all about???

sounds like an excuse to dump you, take her out for a date to taco bell.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

rofl. If you really like her just go to her house/apartment and have a talk with her

 

[ProUser]

"So I went out with this creepy guy, all he talked about was ATOT or something like that. I tried to go in the bathroom, and sneak out the side window - but there was none. So I just told the fool that I "blew up" in there, and was too embarassed to ever see him again. He had no idea what I was talking about, nor would anyone else, but I guess he fell for it.. he hasn't called me since. Thank goodness!"

j/k

 

[Stratum9]

What makes this thread even funnier is that as I'm reading it my stomach is doing flip-flops (just ate a roastbeef sandwich) and in a moment I'll have to leave and go blow up my own bathroom!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ProUser
"So I went out with this creepy guy, all he talked about was ATOT or something like that. I tried to go in the bathroom, and sneak out the side window - but there was none. So I just told the fool that I "blew up" in there, and was too embarassed to ever see him again. He had no idea what I was talking about, nor would anyone else, but I guess he fell for it.. he hasn't called me since. Thank goodness!"

j/k

Bwahahahahahah!! *cough* Ahahahahahah!!! *damn* Baahahahahahahah!

You ROCK. Sadly, we all know it's the truth.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: coldcut
You mean she vomited?

Does "her ass blew up" sound like vomiting to you?

 

[munruss]

She had the runs.... That's what that means when someone's ass explodes. She's gone anyway. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore, which is good. I lost interest anyway.

 

[Maverick]

diarrhea cha cha cha!

Pretty gross...I'd be a little turned off by that. Even if she was hot.

 

[CinderElmo]

Were you in the next stall? Most people can use the thundermug and not make a big deal out of it...even if they do crack the porcelein. If she advertised the fact to you then maybe something was a little "off" with her anyway LOL.

"If her ass explodes and she comes back...she's yours. If not, it wasn't meant to be!"

 

"diarrhea cha cha cha!

Pretty gross...I'd be a little turned off by that. Even if she was hot."

I forgot you never had diarrhea in your life and haven't recently.

I guess nature's call isn't your friend, but it sure is my friend. Screw any guy who has a problem with me having diarrhea on a date instead of sympathising. Diarrhea isn't pretty, so maybe having a sense of consideration wouldn't be a bad idea.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: luvly
"diarrhea cha cha cha!

Pretty gross...I'd be a little turned off by that. Even if she was hot."

I forgot you never had diarrhea in your life and haven't recently.

I guess nature's call isn't your friend, but it sure is my friend. Screw any guy who has a problem with me having diarrhea on a date instead of sympathising. Diarrhea isn't pretty, so maybe having a sense of consideration wouldn't be a bad idea.

Where did munruss show any lack of consideration?