It's been 10 whole minutes since I got a work email. Something is probably wrong and I just don't know what it is yet. Email down? Datacenter blew up? 90% of the office and customers contracted a fast acting disease and are already dead?
Ok. Just got a humidity warning. So email is up. Datacenter might be flooding. Uncertain as to whether everyone in the world is dying from a pandemic
Exterous, you must not have heard, because all of the manned radio stations have been overrun, and the workers have already been eaten, but it has finally happened! After years of the sheeple saying it would never come to pass, and making fun of people who were into preparing for the zombie apocalypse, it is finally here!
Any news or radio stations that are still working are just playing prepared tapes, all the workers that might give live updates have already had brain-ectomies at the cold grey hands of the living dead. Don’t look outside. They may see you, and that will bring a horde of them pounding on your doors and windows! Don’t try to go out! Lock and barricade all the doors and cower under a table. If you were wise enough to stock pile ammunition now is the time man!
It is everyone for themselves. Total chaos! It’s the end of the world!
What was that? I think I hear something pounding on the outer door to my bunker. I’ve got to go and get my 12-gauge. I’ll send you any updates if I can. For the love of God save yourself Exterous!
Exterous, you must not have heard, because all of the manned radio stations have been overrun, and the workers have already been eaten, but it has finally happened! After years of the sheeple saying it would never come to pass, and making fun of people who were into preparing for the zombie apocalypse, it is finally here!
Any news or radio stations that are still working are just playing prepared tapes, all the workers that might give live updates have already had brain-ectomies at the cold grey hands of the living dead. Don’t look outside. They may see you, and that will bring a horde of them pounding on your doors and windows! Don’t try to go out! Lock and barricade all the doors and cower under a table. If you were wise enough to stock pile ammunition now is the time man!
It is everyone for themselves. Total chaos! It’s the end of the world!
What was that? I think I hear something pounding on the outer door to my bunker. I’ve got to go and get my 12-gauge. I’ll send you any updates if I can. For the love of God save yourself Exterous!
Thanks for the warning! For my own safety I've been killing anything that gets close to me. Seems to be working so far
We should make a spoof of The Last Ship. IT guy, stuck in a datacenter, not knowing what the world is like outside...has to live off the diesel generators & vending machines for weeks...