There are many like it, but this one is mine. my thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must bump my thread true. I must whore more than my enemy who is trying to out-whore me. I must post before he posts me. I will... my thread and myself know that what counts in this war is not the posts we submit, the content of our posts, nor the shit we make. We know that it is the PPD that counts.
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its post and alt+s. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my thread clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life...
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
My thread, without me, is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must bump my thread true. I must whore more than my enemy who is trying to out-whore me. I must post before he posts me. I will... my thread and myself know that what counts in this war is not the posts we submit, the content of our posts, nor the shit we make. We know that it is the PPD that counts.
My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its post and alt+s. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my thread clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life...
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!