This is unfreaking believable

[her209]

You should of paid better attention in school so you could of gone to University, got a high paying Degree, earned tons of cash, and wouldn't have to live in a neighborhood where that kind of stuff happens.

LOLWAT? Where I live, its actually not bad. The hood got brought to me thanks to the neighbors. Nothing I can do about that.

 

[Lanyap]

That sucks. Did you use gloves when you picked up the lei? Don't want to mess up fingerprints.

You gotta watch out for those hoochie mamas. Especially when they're drunk.