This is what fox news has been reduced to reporting

[Sho'Nuff]

Apparently fox news felt that the story of a latvian man who was taken prisoner by a beaver was worth reporting.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/04/25/irate-beaver-takes-man-hostage.html?intcmp=hpff

Comments are amusing.

 

[zinfamous]

Excellent. forwarding this to the GF, who always complains that the US version of "foreign news" is only ever about some escaped Tiger at a zoo or a weird-looking bird born in Luxembourg.

It also helps that the GF is Latvian, so this will bring further amusement/shame.

Also: Fox characterizes this as "Science."

ffs

 

[clamum]

Any/all major news organizations report on bullshit/unimportant stories.

 

[Miramonti]

Finally they report a truth.

 

[sdifox]

What do you mean reduced? They improved!

 

[Ruptga]

Any/all major news organizations report on bullshit/unimportant stories.

Very true, but Fox still blows goats.

 

[-slash-]

Very true, but Fox still blows goats.

They all blow goats. CNN, MSNBC, Fox, etc. All slanted over hyped garbage.

 

[kage69]

They all blow goats. CNN, MSNBC, Fox, etc. All slanted over hyped garbage.

You can't outfox Fox, no matter how much you try. Corporatist agenda != propaganda outlet for a political party. CNN and MSNBC suck, no doubt, but they don't suck like that. MSNBC is almost there, but still not quite.

So to use your example, yes they all blow goats - Fox just does it for free, juggles the balls, inserts a finger, keeps the change, then hungrily pleads to do it again and again.

 

[tcsenter]

Man bites dog...

 

[Subyman]

Right now, Fox's top stories are

1.) DANGER IN THE COCKPIT
2.) Hillary email stuff
3.) WATCH OUT BALD EAGLE

I can't believe people go there for serious news (outrage.)

 

[John Connor]

Typical FoxNews Internet outrage.

"Oh cursed thou Foxnews for they have rapped me and didn't give me a reach around. "

Turn the channel, turn off your computer and move on. And despite that, FoxNews will STILL have higher ratings. LOL! Not saying the beaver story wasn't stupid however. But Fox is certainly a hell of a lot better than MSNBC. You know what MSNBC played on Christmas? Lockup! WTF?! Fox was playing some nice Christmas stuff and MSNBC was playing Lockup. LMAO! It don't get any better than that folks.

But I'm not going too change anybodies opinion. I'll be fair and balanced. :twisted:

 

[feralkid]

Typical FoxNews Internet outrage.

"Oh cursed thou Foxnews for they have rapped me and didn't give me a reach around. "

Turn the channel, turn off your computer and move on. And despite that, FoxNews will STILL have higher ratings. LOL! Not saying the beaver story wasn't stupid however. But Fox is certainly a hell of a lot better than MSNBC. You know what MSNBC played on Christmas? Lockup! WTF?! Fox was playing some nice Christmas stuff and MSNBC was playing Lockup. LMAO! It don't get any better than that folks.

But I'm not going too change anybodies opinion. I'll be fair and balanced. :twisted:

Very good, Louis. Short but pointless.

 

[John Connor]

Hey! At least I know how to play a serious game of D&D. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjzZhTS_xa0

LMAO!

 

[zinfamous]

Typical FoxNews Internet outrage.

"Oh cursed thou Foxnews for they have rapped me and didn't give me a reach around. "

Cold will be the day in Hell when Fox news features any sort of rapping, as it would not suit their audience.

Bank on it.

 

[bradly1101]

Excellent. forwarding this to the GF, who always complains that the US version of "foreign news" is only ever about some escaped Tiger at a zoo or a weird-looking bird born in Luxembourg.

It also helps that the GF is Latvian, so this will bring further amusement/shame.

Also: Fox characterizes this as "Science."

ffs

Did you convert to Latvian Orthodox to be with her? Do you like the hats?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

ffs, it's raped, not rapped, oh, I see Zin's covered that already.
Nevermind /emilylitella

 

[zinfamous]

Did you convert to Latvian Orthodox to be with her? Do you like the hats?

I tried but I was banned because I contracted the Klevorka.

 

[SSSnail]

Those dam beavers...

 

[sdifox]

Typical FoxNews Internet outrage.

"Oh cursed thou Foxnews for they have rapped me and didn't give me a reach around. "

Turn the channel, turn off your computer and move on. And despite that, FoxNews will STILL have higher ratings. LOL! Not saying the beaver story wasn't stupid however. But Fox is certainly a hell of a lot better than MSNBC. You know what MSNBC played on Christmas? Lockup! WTF?! Fox was playing some nice Christmas stuff and MSNBC was playing Lockup. LMAO! It don't get any better than that folks.

But I'm not going too change anybodies opinion. I'll be fair and balanced. :twisted:

Please tell me you know Dec 25 is not Jesu's birthday. That date is Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, them Christians adpoted it to make their cult popular.

 

[John Connor]

No, he was more than likely born in the Spring. But what's that got to do with the asshatery that is MSNBC?

 

[sdifox]

No, he was more than likely born in the Spring. But what's that got to do with the asshatery that is MSNBC?

Cuz you were bitching about msnbc not showing Christmas show on Christmas.

 

[John Connor]

So they know the exact date of Jesus' birth or something?

No, the point is MSNBC sucks! Plain and simple. Fuck the damn date. Has nothing to do with that.

 

[bradly1101]

I tried but I was banned because I contracted the Klevorka.

I should have known.

 

[sdifox]

So they know the exact date of Jesus' birth or something?

No, the point is MSNBC sucks! Plain and simple. Fuck the damn date. Has nothing to do with that.

Well they are pretty sure it is not winter.

As to MSNBC, I have no idea if they suck. I suspect they suck like Fox.

 

[blankslate]

Well, it's better than reality shows like Lock-up or "is this person a murderer?"

but BBC News manages to do 24 hour news without stretching the truth so much....


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