This is why I religiously go to the gym (a true tale by your pal, NuclearNed)

[PhaZe]

wow you have a real cave.

 

[clamum]

Great story, as usual. As soon as I read "...everyone instantly knew what the topic was. Everyone, that is, except for my news-oblivious wife." I laughed because I knew what was coming (except for the getting stuck part!).

Also that's pretty neat about the names and date of 1863. :awe:

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Anyone else find it funny that there was a huge gay sex sting in a town called "Johnson" city?

 

[glenn beck]

Anyone else find it funny that there was a huge gay sex sting in a town called "Johnson" city?

not really

 

[OCNewbie]

I enjoyed reading your story. I'm rather envious that you have your very own cave in your back yard, wicked! My first NN story experience. There have been more I take it?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Why do I get the feeling that if I ever met you, you would turn out to be a computer in the bottom of some old government complex? Did I play too much Fallout 3?

 

[meltdown75]

Why do I get the feeling that if I ever met you, you would turn out to be a computer in the bottom of some old government complex? Did I play too much Fallout 3?

that's unpossible

 

[SphinxnihpS]

that's unpossible

Well I agree that it's highly imlikely, but unpossible? C'mon...

 

[meltdown75]

 

[The Sauce]

So if I understand the point of this thread correctly, it is important to work out regularly just in case you get stuck upside down in a cave while trying to get a glass bottle? Erm...ok.

 

[oogabooga]

“NuclearNed Found Dead in Compromising Position in Man Cave”

Glorious, just glorious. Well worth the read.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I've thought about it. I'm very seriously thinking about trying to put together a book.

:thumbsup: I would totally buy this. Another epic thread Ned!

 

[Evadman]

Anyone who asked for cliffs needs to be banned. I wish I had access to that button.

 

[amdhunter]

Anyone wanna join me in the man cave?

 

[NuclearNed]

So if I understand the point of this thread correctly, it is important to work out regularly just in case you get stuck upside down in a cave while trying to get a glass bottle? Erm...ok.

It was a jar.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Anyone wanna join me in the man cave?

Not if you're taking them.

 

[SunnyD]

ARGH!!!!

What was in the jar? If anything?
Were you just fixated on litter in your man cave?
The ending was lackluster! No giggling wife to find you? No cops investigating you can "Jimmy" in the cave?

The buildup was great, but man, for a NuclearNed story, what a letdown.

 

[msw1382]

cliffs?

I don't post very often but I do know one thing around here...

Never use cliffs when it comes to neds' posts. They are just to damn funny and well written to have cliffs.

 

[Coalfax]

cliffs?

One does not get a Ned story then ask for cliffs. If you have trouble reading.. please don't bother to post.

As for Ned, glad to hear you got out and thanks for the story How about pics of the dog btw? Always people ask for pics of the women, but the dog probably deserves shots too!

 

[DannyLove]

You lost me at Man Cave...

 

[slayer202]

pretty boring

 

[TheSlamma]

You need to build a hobbit like door on that thing

Fun story BTW.

 

[dman]

It started out strong, then seemed a little contrived--such that I was expecting an awful pun / joke at the end. But, overall, nice job. "Cool story 'bro."

 

[AMDZen]

Another great story by NuclearNed. :thumbsup: Bonus points for including links to the sex sting article and man cave pics.

Dude.

NuclearNed, you are the only one that can type such a long post and have me read the whole thing.

If you aren't a professional author already, you need to sit down and write something that will sell.

Seriously

 

[Perknose]

cliffs?

No cliffs, Jimmy. There are no cliffs to a Nuclear Ned story. There is a cave in this one, though.