This planet needs:

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: clamum
Fuck zombies.

Alien invasion to unite humankind.

Independence Day is a movie, in RL, it's every nation, shit make that every man for himself.

Possibly. But then you could say that for all the other events as well. In the end you no one knows until it happens I guess.

 

[adairusmc]

All of the above?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Anubis
Zombie Apocalypse

:thumbsup:

 

[MisterJackson]

This planet needs an ennema!! /Joker

 

[SSSnail]

Why can't we have a SARs pandemic, the robots realize that they have to clean us up with nukes and turn everybody into zombies, then aliens invade earth on a Texas size meteor to clean out the zombies? Quick, someone call Spielberg.

 

[Jeff7]

Self-aware robot extermination.

Best of luck to our electro-mechanical offspring in continuing humanity's legacy of cycles of destruction and genocide. :laugh:


Or just a Texas-sized meteor. Time for a fresh "install" of LifeXP.

Originally posted by: Aharami
all of those have a chance of bringing humans together except the meteor. That would wipe out all life on earth

Heck no. You won't kill off all life. All human life, sure. But all life? No. Once the sun goes into its red giant phase and evenly cooks Earth to several thousand degrees, then all life will be killed. But not from a meteorite the size of Texas. Even something the size of Mars would probably be unable to do the trick. Something could survive within debris that would get blasted to high altitudes, and then fall back.

 

[compman25]

more hookers and blow

 

[Twofootputt]

You forgot fewer polls in your list.

 

[jjzelinski]

Zombie apocalypse! However, it must be a zombie apocalypse featuring the classic shambling variety and not the spazzy necrotic meth fiend one.

 

[nakedfrog]

It was between zombies and aliens, and I went with zombies.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I for one welcome our new brain-eating zombie overlords.

A zombie epidemic would be fun. We've got plenty of guns and not enough things that we can shoot at legally. And in the end, the survivors will make a nice life for themselves in the mall of their choosing.

 

[andy04]

if i was to die with the end of the world. I want aliens!!!

 

[EKKC]

zombies FTMFW

 

[Imported]

Zombies. I'm prepared, I've read the survival guide.

 

[Vehemence]

Zombies motherfucker

 

[Evadman]

This is an IT forum. Of course Zombie Apocalypse is going to win. The only possible option that would come close would be something having to do with a Grue.

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: Evadman
This is an IT forum. Of course Zombie Apocalypse is going to win. The only possible option that would come close would be something having to do with a Grue.

So there's known correlation with Information Technology workers and zombies? What about accountants, what do they get?

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski

Originally posted by: Evadman
This is an IT forum. Of course Zombie Apocalypse is going to win. The only possible option that would come close would be something having to do with a Grue.

So there's known correlation with Information Technology workers and zombies? What about accountants, what do they get?

Hangnails

 

[jjones]

an enema.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Fewer Jesus freaks.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
Why isn't Large Hardon Collider disaster in the poll?

fixed

 

[Pollock]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
Why isn't Large Hardon Collider disaster in the poll?

fixed

QFT

 

[Krazy4Real]

ZOMBIES!!!

 

[Turin39789]

zombies are the most survivable and enjoyable

 

[KaOTiK]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
more cowbell

damnit first thing I thought of