My friend you could blow up a billion bombs every minute for 1 billion years besides a pile of paper and a jug of ink and none of them would be able to produce an Encyclopedia Britannica with all its entires and definitions in alphabetical order. Your math is good, the only thing is that the circumstances to be just right for the right combination are not going to wait a billion years for your formula to produce results. Just 1 or 5 degrees change in temperature will render your entire 3.34x10^16 x 365 x 5000(years) x 3785 cc/gal x 10,000,000 gallons (a small portion of the soup worldwide) = 2.31x10^33 useless in a matter of 24 hours.
And even if your formula worked and really produced that first living, splitting cell how do you explain it forming and organizing to produce the birds of the sky, evey genre of fish and mammals? No I don't think so, we were created by an intelligent, superior being, also all evidence shows that we humans just spontaneously "appeared" somewhere in the not too distant past. Nobody has webbed feet or wings to suggest that evolution exists in a way that can completely alter us, also if we evolved from apes there would be half-ape men, something between the mutation, or apes would not exist at all.
Let me hear you atheists and evolutionists try to explain that one.
lol why would there have to be half-ape men running around for you to believe that we came from them? They already all died off, that's the point of evolution moron, they weren't suitable to survive, they evolved into us and the original died off. Rather easy concept. We humans have been doing it intellectually for years. Generation spawns grows in intellect and knowledge, dies, and the next generation takes that and works with it to improve it.