LOL...I guess if it's not good for fist-pumping it's not good for ATOT!
OK @Butch1 and @BunnyFubbles (or anyone) what's good about Closer To God, what's bad about The Tallest Man, The Broadest Shoulders? Closer To God has a memorable bassline - especially during the chorus, but otherwise, "the beat" is simply a straight 2/4 drone. It's really not much of a beat at all when you get right down to it.
TTMTBS has a complex meter, the interweaving of the horns on the quarter notes and the woodwinds on the eights and the backup singers over top of all that.
"The beat" in Closer To God is a vdrum and synth bass, force-fed to you a quarter note at a time. You've actually heard all it has to offer 1/3 of the way through the song. This is really supposed to be the coolest beat of any song ever? You can find similar stuff all over industrial and electronic music...what sets this one apart?
"The beat" in TTMTBS is no less than 10 musicians/singers and is like an aural tapestry where you spot something new every time you listen to it. I'm not saying it's the coolest beat of any song ever...but it's definitely an amazing piece of work.
I'd be interested to hear objectively why it's "horrible" by any stretch of the imagination. I don't have any great love for industrial music but I'll at least give credit where it's due and explain my reasoning.