This was NOT the "feel good movie of the summer" like the box advertised. Or maybe I was thinking of "The Mighty Ducks". Either way, I probably only laughed through about half of this.
This stuff packs a killer buzz. Add a shot or two to a glass of orange juice for a great morning cocktail. Really wakes you up!
This product is GREAT! Now I know exactly where my son is when the bullies are beating him up for wearing a ladybug on his back like a big tool
When my son tries to wear this, I kick him down the stairs. Who's the champion now?! Nice costume, nerd!
4.0 out of 5 stars Best night of my life!, October 15, 2008 I got these jumper cables and they fit perfectly onto my nipples. I walked around my house all night, and they didn't even slip off. They're very comfortable to sleep in as well. Highly recommended!
If you've ever wanted bigger nipples, then these are perfect. I stick them on over my actual tiny nipples, and once you put a shirt on, no one knows that they're not real! I'm really turning heads now, and when I'm out in public I'll regularly hear attractive women say, "wow - who's that guy with the great-looking nipples?".
/Factually inaccurrate, October 17, 2008
I know God personally, and this book makes him out to be a real bummer. He's actually pretty cool to hang out and pick up chicks with. Totally not a sad dude at all.
While this does a fairly decent job of keeping your pants up, it's even better for keeping the wife in check. She's never been so obedient! KA-POW! .
Originally posted by: Bateluer
Are you shitting me? Seriously . . .