Tick on my sack

[ConstipatedVigilante]

So this morning (about an hour ago, I'm on spring break), I get into the shower and - lo and behold - there's a weird black thing on my sack. I start freaking out like it's the head of a tumor or something, so I peel it off and it's a fucking tick! The little bastards really do go everywhere! Right now he's inside my shower drain (he seemed pretty dead when I pulled him off).

 

[MiniDoom]

damn! that's a fear of mine...

 

[moshquerade]

you're going to get lyme disease or elephantitis, take your pick.

 

[Agentbolt]

The sack's an area they go for, lots of blood flow down there. Don't worry, yours was strictly ornamental anyways.

 

[Trianon]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're going to get lyme disease or elephantitis, take your pick.

hahahaha, too bad for him the unit is not affected by elephantitis, only the cojones

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
strictly ornamental anyways.

:laugh:

 

[TehMac]

Uh dude...I'd get that shit checked out. And, if you snap it out like that, it's head is still stuck in your sack...you plucked off its torso and abdomen, but its mouth is still in your sack. What you should have done is taken some tweezers and taken it out. Either way, go to the doctor asap.

 

[funkymatt]

oh damn! If that ever happened to me, I don't think I'd post about it on the internet.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: TehMac
Uh dude...I'd get that shit checked out. And, if you snap it out like that, it's head is still stuck in your sack...you plucked off its torso and abdomen, but its mouth is still in your sack. What you should have done is taken some tweezers and taken it out. Either way, go to the doctor asap.

Yes - if you didn't remove it correctly, there's a variety of bad things that can happen. Go to a minor emergency place or a dr office if you're in your home town.

 

[Pepsei]

well, if it is something big enough for you to pull off, you are generally ok. lyme disease is usually caused by tiny deerticks.

 

[Fritzo]

GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You just gave me hebee-gebee nightmares!!!



Oh...and :camera: ?

 

[NikolaeVarius]

You should have watched some porn or something. It could have exploded.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You just gave me hebee-gebee nightmares!!!



Oh...and :camera: ?

a guy asking for pics? why you wanna see that?

 

[Xavier434]

I have a funny story related to this.

A buddy of mine (let's call him Jack Schwartz) went to the Naval Academy which involved a large number of activities including various training in areas where ticks are plenty. It was routine for everyone to take time to check for ticks after training exercises. Well, after one of these exercises, my friend went to the head and started checking himself for ticks. He was alone at the time. After being satisfied that he had no ticks in any visible area, the thought crossed his mind that maybe one managed to get somewhere in the general area between his sack and ass crack. He decided that the best way to check was to get on the counter which had the usual sinks and mirror, drop his pants, turn around, and bend over to look between his legs at the mirror. Well, just as he bent over, one of his commanding officers stepped in and immediately yelled, "SCHWARTZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Jack then snapped into Attention as quickly as he could while standing on the counter and naked from the waist down as he replied, "SIR! CHECKING FOR TICKS SIR!". His officer then replied, "I see....carry on" and then walked out.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Fritzo
GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You just gave me hebee-gebee nightmares!!!



Oh...and :camera: ?

a guy asking for pics? why you wanna see that?

There's only one answer to this question.

 

[ViviTheMage]

noooooooooooooo pictures

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Fritzo
GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You just gave me hebee-gebee nightmares!!!



Oh...and :camera: ?

a guy asking for pics? why you wanna see that?

Chimp sex isn't doing it for me anymore.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: TehMac
Uh dude...I'd get that shit checked out. And, if you snap it out like that, it's head is still stuck in your sack...you plucked off its torso and abdomen, but its mouth is still in your sack. What you should have done is taken some tweezers and taken it out. Either way, go to the doctor asap.

Yes - if you didn't remove it correctly, there's a variety of bad things that can happen. Go to a minor emergency place or a dr office if you're in your home town.

Well then, I'm gonna go wash the area really well.

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: Xavier434
I have a funny story related to this.

A buddy of mine (let's call him Jack Schwartz) went to the Naval Academy which involved a large number of activities including various training in areas where ticks are plenty. It was routine for everyone to take time to check for ticks after training exercises. Well, after one of these exercises, my friend went to the head and started checking himself for ticks. He was alone at the time. After being satisfied that he had no ticks in any visible area, the thought crossed his mind that maybe one managed to get somewhere in the general area between his sack and ass crack. He decided that the best way to check was to get on the counter which had the usual sinks and mirror, drop his pants, turn around, and bend over to look between his legs at the mirror. Well, just as he bent over, one of his commanding officers stepped in and immediately yelled, "SCHWARTZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Jack then snapped into Attention as quickly as he could while standing on the counter and naked from the waist down as he replied, "SIR! CHECKING FOR TICKS SIR!". His officer then replied, "I see....carry on" and then walked out.

Haha.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Xavier434
I have a funny story related to this.

A buddy of mine (let's call him Jack Schwartz) went to the Naval Academy which involved a large number of activities including various training in areas where ticks are plenty. It was routine for everyone to take time to check for ticks after training exercises. Well, after one of these exercises, my friend went to the head and started checking himself for ticks. He was alone at the time. After being satisfied that he had no ticks in any visible area, the thought crossed his mind that maybe one managed to get somewhere in the general area between his sack and ass crack. He decided that the best way to check was to get on the counter which had the usual sinks and mirror, drop his pants, turn around, and bend over to look between his legs at the mirror. Well, just as he bent over, one of his commanding officers stepped in and immediately yelled, "SCHWARTZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Jack then snapped into Attention as quickly as he could while standing on the counter and naked from the waist down as he replied, "SIR! CHECKING FOR TICKS SIR!". His officer then replied, "I see....carry on" and then walked out.

I got a tick on my ass once from shitting in the woods. Sucked because I didn't see it, I felt it and went "wtf is that" and then when I brought my hands back around the littler ah heck was squiggling in my hands and i was like asdfhsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdfhgsd down the drain you whore!

Agh.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

This actually isn't the worst thing that's happened to me after getting up. The worst was in October. I stumbled back to my bed after hitting my alarm clock, slipped on my rug, and slammed my head on the corner of my dresser. I have a nice scar through my eyebrow from that.

 

[njmodi]

Originally posted by: skace

I got a tick on my ass once from shitting in the woods. Sucked because I didn't see it, I felt it and went "wtf is that" and then when I brought my hands back around the littler ah heck was squiggling in my hands and i was like asdfhsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdgsdfhgsd down the drain you whore!

Agh.

There was a drain in the woods?

 

[Jeff7]

"SIR! CHECKING FOR TICKS SIR!"


Good excuse for doing anything slightly out of the ordinary.


If could have been worse though.

Well, just as he bent over, one of his commanding officers stepped in and immediately yelled, "SCHWARTZ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?" Jack then snapped into Attention as quickly as he could while standing on the counter and naked from the waist down as he replied, "SIR! CHECKING FOR TICKS SIR!". His officer then replied, "I see....carry on" and then pulled out his
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[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
oh damn! If that ever happened to me, I don't think I'd post about it on the internet.

lol :beer:

 

[George P Burdell]

Reminds me the episode of House involving tick paralysis. That was kinda creepy.