Tiger Woods' Wife Moves Out

[Analog]

Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out of their house, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.


The explosive development follows numerous women coming forward with claims of affairs with the golfing great.


Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home,neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.


Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was revealed by the National Enquirer and then several other women came forward to tell their stories of sexual relationships with the golfer. He crashed his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and tree in a bizarre one-car crash early Nov. 27 after arguing with his wife about his extra-marital activities.


Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don’t want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger’s cheating was revealed.


http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out

 

[MichaelD]

She gets $12M + child support + 52% of all assets as per the prenup.
And she moves back to Finland or whever the hell those fine women are grown.
Tiger never wins anything ever again.
Gets arrested for DUI.
Twice.
10 years from now he pulls an OJ and tries to heist some of his own golf memorabilia.
12 years from now he's just a name in sports history.
And then he dies.

There. I just saved ALL OF YOU from following Tiger for the next 13 years. I take PayPal, thanks very much.

 

[ManBearPig]

what he sees in fugly waitresses and whorry bartendresses when hes got a supermodel wife is beyond me.

 

[venkman]

she can move in with me, but she's gotta pay half the rent.

 

[lifeobry]

lol Tiger Woods

 

[MichaelD]

what he sees in fugly waitresses and whorry bartendresses when hes got a supermodel wife is beyond me.

On the intarwebz somewhere is a picture of a fine woman in a swimsuit. She is fiiiiiine. Under her pic is a caption:

"No matter how good she may look to you right now, somewhere, someone is tired of her shit."

Women are awesome. When they are girlfriends. And horizontal. And not speaking. Anything that happens after that is detrimental to the mental, physical and financial health of the man.

And there it is.

 

[Zebo]

She gets $12M + child support + 52% of all assets as per the prenup.
And she moves back to Finland or whever the hell those fine women are grown.
Tiger never wins anything ever again.
Gets arrested for DUI.
Twice.
10 years from now he pulls an OJ and tries to heist some of his own golf memorabilia.
12 years from now he's just a name in sports history.
And then he dies.

There. I just saved ALL OF YOU from following Tiger for the next 13 years. I take PayPal, thanks very much.

She doesn't get shit from the details of prenup I read about. She has to saty married 10 years to get 20 million.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

It's good to see she is standing up for herself. Tiger is great at golf but fails at life.

 

[EvilYoda]

She doesn't get shit from the details of prenup I read about. She has to saty married 10 years to get 20 million.

Yeah, I don't know if anybody has the right figures on the prenup agreement - the article I read on CNN said something about her getting $300M.

 

[BeauJangles]

Yeah, I don't know if anybody has the right figures on the prenup agreement - the article I read on CNN said something about her getting $300M.

That's what she wants, but I don't think that's what the prenup stipulated.

I know it's terrible and I should care more about other things in the news, the rapid downfall of Tiger Woods has been one of the more enjoyable stories out of the news in the past few years. Not only did this scumbag cheat on his wife, but he was basically cheating on her from the moment he met her. Awesome.

 

[gorcorps]

Yeah, I don't know if anybody has the right figures on the prenup agreement - the article I read on CNN said something about her getting $300M.

And I heard at this point she only gets a few million. Seems like everybody's taking advantage of the 99% of statistics are made up on the spot rule

 

[joesmoke]

i would find this more amusing if it was the CEO of a company that took bailout money and he was fired from his cushy position for his "sins". the only person that should give a fuck about tiger's philandering is his wife.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Ye who is without sin cast the first stone. All you guys are jealous that Tiger is a metric shit ton better at sinning than you are.

 

[Gillbot]

lol Tiger Woods

yeah, sure would be sad to be in his position.....

 

[Svnla]

I do not understand of these fitly rich athletics that want to get married. Why not just date around and very much get any women you want.

Wait until you want to have kids and had enough of playing around, then get married.

Now Tiger will going to pay out a busload of money and more.

 

[Jeff7]

So then, which celebrity is next in line to dominate the headlines with goings-on in his trite little life?


"All the news that's fit to....OH MY GOD, A NIPPLE!!@!31@#$!"

 

[0roo0roo]

but he loves kids
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/23/60minutes/main1433767.shtml
kinda funny remembering that puff piece now

 

[Svnla]

what he sees in fugly waitresses and whorry bartendresses when hes got a supermodel wife is beyond me.

Remember Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley as his gf? and then he went out and paid for a UGGGGLY hooker for sex.

 

[RESmonkey]

wtf bitch doesn't need that much money. our laws are so screwed up, seriously. the max it should be is 50K.

 

[NFS4]

 

[Wreckage]

what he sees in fugly waitresses and whorry bartendresses when hes got a supermodel wife is beyond me.

You can't always hit a hole in one, sometimes you have to putt.

wtf bitch doesn't need that much money. our laws are so screwed up, seriously. the max it should be is 50K.

Ha! He made it playing Golf and lost it playing the field. Ez come ez go.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

After the 1st one he probably said "It was one time baby. I was weak."
After the 2nd one he probably said "She meant nothing to me"
After the 3rd one he probably said "I was thinking of you the whole time."
After the 4th one he probably said "It was only 4, I promise."
After the 5th one he probably said "I'll give you a lot of money to pretend we're still together."
After 6-7-8-9 he probably said "Are you going out to pick up a pizza?"

 

[bobdole369]

He's gonna be banging greasy waitresses and the "ole lady at the club" for the next 10 years.

 

[QueBert]

Ye who is without sin cast the first stone. All you guys are jealous that Tiger is a metric shit ton better at sinning than you are.

Better? LOL he got caught not once, not twice, but what 6 times now? Tiger is possibly the worst sinner I've come across. if he was a metric shit ton better at it, we, and his wife wouldn't have a clue he's sinning. If you're worse than him at sinning you fail HARD at life.

I'm not jealous of him, I think it's funny, his wife is whatever to me (blond hair, skinny *yawn*) and the chicks he cheated are even less attractive, but still hotter than any guy on ATOT could get.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Guess he's not going to be getting any hole in ones in bed anymore. He'll have to move on to the fairway where the bushes are out of control and the hole is no where in sight.