Tiger Woods' Wife Moves Out

[marvdmartian]

On the intarwebz somewhere is a picture of a fine woman in a swimsuit. She is fiiiiiine. Under her pic is a caption:

"No matter how good she may look to you right now, somewhere, someone is tired of her shit."

Women are awesome. When they are girlfriends. And horizontal. And not speaking. Anything that happens after that is detrimental to the mental, physical and financial health of the man.

And there it is.

They're pretty awesome when they're cooking you dinner too........but there'd better be some horizontal mambo somewhere in the immediate future!!

 

[Red Squirrel]

You know I was thinking of something funny, imagine if this whole tiger woods thing ends up being some king of big joke and it never happened.

 

[moshquerade]

You know I was thinking of something funny, imagine if this whole tiger woods thing ends up being some king of big joke and it never happened.

I'm sure Tiger is hoping it's all a bad dream

 

[Jadow]

Tiger is such a f'ing idiot. Goes to show just because a guy has some athletic talent, doesn't mean a damn thing compared to his character.

I compare Tiger to a guy like say Koko B. Ware. Koko wasn't anywhere near the athlete, in fact in his sport he was a chump. Bu he's an honest hardworking family man who honors his word, isn't an oathbreaker, and I'd take 1 Koko over 10 Tigers.

If a man doesn't have his word, what does he have? If tiger broke the most important vow he'll ever make, imagine how often he breaks less important ones. I would not go into business with this man.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

to tiger:

 

[Howard]

hahahaha

 

[Gothgar]

hahahahhaah

 

[Analog]

hahahahhaah

DisappointED

 

[YetioDoom]

DisappointED

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[StageLeft]

Ye who is without sin cast the first stone. All you guys are jealous that Tiger is a metric shit ton better at sinning than you are.

Interestingly, I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.

 

[foghorn67]

DisappointED

<sigh>

 

[Gothgar]

DisappointED

hmph.... who did you buy that account off of?

 

[Gothgar]

DisappointED

here, cause I feel sorry for you

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/son-i-am-disappoint

 

[lifeobry]

DisappointED

 

[Wreckage]

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[lifeobry]

dawww :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZDEggAlSEA&feature=popt00us0f

 

[Wreckage]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/113210/saturday-night-live-tiger-woods-accident

 

[Pliablemoose]

Poor Tiger, reduced to banging every hot chick he can till he passes out.

I'm so jealous

 

[sandorski]

I FailED

fixed for accuracy

 

[Gibsons]

I compare Tiger to a guy like say Koko B. Ware. Koko wasn't anywhere near the athlete, in fact in his sport he was a chump. Bu he's an honest hardworking family man who honors his word, isn't an oathbreaker, and I'd take 1 Koko over 10 Tigers.

Okay, 4 man best ball, 10k/hole, you take koko, I'll take Tiger.

 

[Gothgar]

Poor Tiger, reduced to banging every hot chick he can till he passes out.

I'm so jealous

about half of the chicks who came forward are not hot

 

[Zebo]

Tiger is such a f'ing idiot. Goes to show just because a guy has some athletic talent, doesn't mean a damn thing compared to his character.

I compare Tiger to a guy like say Koko B. Ware. Koko wasn't anywhere near the athlete, in fact in his sport he was a chump. Bu he's an honest hardworking family man who honors his word, isn't an oathbreaker, and I'd take 1 Koko over 10 Tigers.

If a man doesn't have his word, what does he have? If tiger broke the most important vow he'll ever make, imagine how often he breaks less important ones. I would not go into business with this man.

A Billion bucks?

Seriously I agree and his taste buds need an upgrade while he's at it.

 

[Zebo]

Poor Tiger, reduced to banging every hot chick he can till he passes out.

I'm so jealous

I guess we have a different definition of hot. This chick is supposed to be 34 looks rode hard and put up wet like most of his excursions save his cute wife. Seriously when will women learn plastic surgery adds 10 years? http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2009/12/03/11/gazerachel.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

 

[surfsatwerk]

Better? LOL he got caught not once, not twice, but what 6 times now? Tiger is possibly the worst sinner I've come across. if he was a metric shit ton better at it, we, and his wife wouldn't have a clue he's sinning. If you're worse than him at sinning you fail HARD at life.

I'm not jealous of him, I think it's funny, his wife is whatever to me (blond hair, skinny *yawn*) and the chicks he cheated are even less attractive, but still hotter than any guy on ATOT could get.

The best sinners persist no matter how stupid their behavior.

 

[iamwiz82]

about half of the chicks who came forward are not hot

Yet they still wouldn't have mounted you if you had $100 bills falling out of your superman undies.