Tiny House Ordered! Land Ready to Lease

[FeuerFrei]

I guess you'll have to keep asking until he relents.
e.g. "How 'bout now?"
It's possible "now" is not a good time, and God wants you to delay everything, or remain in a state of limbo. Or maybe the land deal will fall through, and God knows it.

 

[Greenman]

Ok guys, because many of you did not find my approach reasonable on getting a tiny house without the water and sewer I asked the Lord Jesus for the second time. I asked Jesus "Can I get plumbing for my house?" And he replied immediately "NOOOOOOOOO!!" This is my second time confirming this. He also said "DON'T GET THE COMPOSTING TOILET!!!" He was real strong on that. He said rest in this and not to worry about it and just get a tiny house and the land he chose (or arranged) for me. So I have to obey. God can make impossible possible. And conversely, he can make possible (or something that can be done with ease) impossible with his supernatural power. So I am at peace in this. A few weeks ago he told me that that's the way he wants me to live by not having water and sewer. He said it will be used as part of my fast offering to his kingdom.

Man I can't wait for my house to get finished. Around June 15 I will be sending the land lease contract along with a deposit and 1st month's payment. All this will go as planned as long as I don't lose my job.

Well then, I guess it's all settled. I do wonder why God want's you to live without proper sanitation and running water, perhaps you've pissed the lord off in the recent past? Keep an eye out for any sort of pox, boils, locust plagues, things of that nature. You may need absolution.

 

[Humpy]

I asked Jesus "Can I get plumbing for my house?" And he replied immediately "NOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

[Micrornd]

Ahh, but he's not listening to God, but rather Jesus is telling him what to do.
God told me that Jesus would not speak to us until he returned, so that might be someone else whispering in his ear.
Chew on that for awhile

 

[Fanatical Meat]

OP please, please be careful of what you are doing, it doesn't sound realistic that your local board of health is going to allow you to stay in a place without water or sewerage long term.

 

[Greenman]

Ahh, but he's not listening to God, but rather Jesus is telling him what to do.
God told me that Jesus would not speak to us until he returned, so that might be someone else whispering in his ear.
Chew on that for awhile

I thought we had the holy trinity? You chat with any one and they all get the message, no?

 

[Micrornd]

I thought we had the holy trinity? You chat with any one and they all get the message, no?

I'll take curtain #2 Monty

 

[slag]

A simple outhouse outside with a hole should suffice.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

A simple outhouse outside with a hole should suffice.

Check with the board of health before doing this.
I know in my area portapotties are acceptable short term. Like the house needs work and that is the bathroom for a short period of time.
My city would never tolerate that long term.
You can’t even have a camper opened other than to service or clean it due to fear it’s being used as a rental.
Also look at the odd laws regarding sewerage, like if a sewer line gets extended to the property are you required to hook up to it.
Again OP I’m not sure your post is serious, please do more than due dilligence regarding this. I see many potential pitfalls.

 

[cheez]

Well then, I guess it's all settled. I do wonder why God want's you to live without proper sanitation and running water, perhaps you've pissed the lord off in the recent past?

Yes I have upset our Lord Jesus many times (almost every day) in the past. We fight and make up it never ends. But it was clear he wants me to get the tiny house without water and sewer but he didn't mind me going with a table sink with water tank so I can still wash dishes, cook rice and such. Amazon has it going for $55 that's a good deal. I will have to get a water pump and hose to run it so that I can get water out of the faucet. This thing is meant to be used for preparing fish and stuff outdoor but looks like it will work wonders in the tiny house. I will also be getting a fridge, double stove burners, and a table etc.

UPDATE: The land lease has been signed and deposit paid. The land will be ready for me starting July 1. My tiny house will be built shortly and I will visit the build site to check on the house before the build is complete. It will happen a week before July. I will take some pics. The estimated delivery date of my house is July 2. I will be busy getting the electric thing quoted and set up by the electric company. Then the electric tech will install electrical outlets. I will have him install the lighting fixture for the entrance right under the loft.
I am still amazed this is really happening... Having a door and a window in the back is gonna be nice as I will have easy access to the backyard. There are trees and a trail behind it. The trail is about 100 ft long and it leads to a park. It's a beautiful park I can't believe I found such a great location. Jesus found it for me. I took pics but for some reason he doesn't want me to post pics here. I'm guessing he doesn't want me to brag? The pics are so pretty.. :/

 

[Mandres]

This has got to be a troll post right?
You mentioned something about neighbors? It will be a matter of weeks before the stench hits their property and they report you to the municipality. Your new home will be condemned. You cannot maintain a homestead with no plumbing/septic in any area that I'm aware of.

 

[Mandres]

The estimated delivery date of my house is July 2. I will be busy getting the electric thing quoted and set up by the electric company.

The electric "thing" will require a permit from your city/county/parish, which you will not be able to get without a septic system.

 

[cheez]

The electric "thing" will require a permit from your city/county/parish, which you will not be able to get without a septic system.

As I said before the electric company will come out look at the property and the house to provide me quote for the installation and activation after they get permit. Time will tell that this goes through and I have faith in Jesus he said to trust him and have peace at it. I am not gonna worry about it.

And no I won't be dumping my solid waste in the backyard. I will be using plastic bags and throw them out to trash.

 

[soulcougher73]

Gods an idiot just FYI.

 

[Darwin333]

Holy crap!

 

[Sukhoi]

It's super convenient that Jesus won't let you post pics. Surprising though, I figured he'd want everyone to see what he can achieve.

 

[WelshBloke]

And people say that religion isn't a mental illness!

 

[zinfamous]

OP please, please be careful of what you are doing, it doesn't sound realistic that your local board of health is going to allow you to stay in a place without water or sewerage long term.

Eh, he can just forward them and their concerns to Jesus, who has the authority on this whole matter.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Eh, he can just forward them and their concerns to Jesus, who has the authority on this whole matter.

I’m certain it’s a troll post

 

[Humpy]

Jesus found it for me. I took pics but for some reason he doesn't want me to post pics here. I'm guessing he doesn't want me to brag? The pics are so pretty.. :/

 

[cheez]

Ok boys and girls,

I know you guys have been dying to see the pics of my tiny house being delivered. Jesus would not let me make a trip to inspect the house at the build site last week so I didn't go there hence no pics to show.. But I got a few pics to show my house getting delivered today. Here you go.

Pretty house huh? It's 12 x 24 with porch included + the loft and vaulted ceiling. And there is a back door and a window. Can you see the pictures? I get 3 white squares instead of pics. My phone is slow and behaves strangely I can't get pics to come up on my phone.

 

[snoopy7548]

I can see them if it right-click->view image. Looks pretty nice. Any interior shots?

 

[cheez]

I can see them if it right-click->view image. Looks pretty nice. Any interior shots?

Thanks. It appears that all 3 images are the same duplicate pics. I don't know..at least that's what it shows on my phone. Let me try again posting the other two pics one at a time.

I don't have interior pics yet.. I will try to take pics inside and post them this Friday.. The house still needs electrical components installed. The tech will come out to take look at the house and the property on Friday of this week to get me an estimate. If the pricing is good I will have them get it installed ASAP.

 

[snoopy7548]

Thanks. It appears that all 3 images are the same duplicate pics. I don't know..at least that's what it shows on my phone. Let me try again posting the other two pics. See below. Let me know if they are still the duplicate.

I don't have interior pics yet.. I will try to take pics inside and post them this Friday.. The house still needs electrical components installed. The tech will come out to take look at the house and the property on Friday of this week to get me an estimate. If the pricing is good I will have them get it installed ASAP.

The original three worked for me. What kind of internet access can you get there?

 

[cheez]

The original three worked for me. What kind of internet access can you get there?

Ok, that's good to hear. I use at&t 2gb (shared for two people) internet. Once it uses up the band it switches to 3g wireless and very slow. It's an iphone 4s with Safari? It's the one that comes with the phone. It acts weird on internet With pics and such.