Today, I bought a bird a taco

lxskllr

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So that's it? No more story?

I like concise stories as much as the next guy, but c'mon man.

 

Miramonti

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Any particular reason you went with the taco over a burger? Doesn't anyone buy american anymore??
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: lxskllr
So that's it? No more story?

I like concise stories as much as the next guy, but c'mon man.

I saw a bird...it looked hungry....I bought it a taco.

It rained right after that.
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: lxskllr
So that's it? No more story?

I like concise stories as much as the next guy, but c'mon man.

I saw a bird...it looked hungry....I bought it a taco.

It rained right after that.

:^D

What made you think it was hungry? Did it start with the shell, or the guts?
 

Injury

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Jul 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Originally posted by: Colt45
How can it be a bird and a he?

Birds do have male and female counterparts...


Just because you're into bird with both male and female parts doesn't mean the OP should be buying tacos for them. They might get the wrong impression.
 

Farang

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a cock is a bird.. a taco is a euphemism for vagina.. there is something here but I can't quite reach it
 

Duddy

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Originally posted by: jjsole
Any particular reason you went with the taco over a burger? Doesn't anyone buy american anymore??

Lol, true. I found that I don't like any kind of American food outside of donuts, french fries and Coke. The thought of a burger makes me want to throw up actually.
 
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Originally posted by: Duddy
Originally posted by: jjsole
Any particular reason you went with the taco over a burger? Doesn't anyone buy american anymore??

Lol, true. I found that I don't like any kind of American food outside of donuts, french fries and Coke. The thought of a burger makes me want to throw up actually.

fail.
 
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