TOILET MONSTER -- $14.99

[cthulhu]

That's funny. I might try this at a friend's house but not mine. There's no way I'd want to clean that mess.

 

[mordantmonkey]

it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.

 

[mscdex0]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.

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[winr]

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Ha ha great post.

 

[suniths]

""" Terrible instructions cause tears, mess, January 7, 2006
Reviewer: J. Lebo (Toronto, Canada) - See all my reviews

Nowhere does it say in the instructions that you must remove the toilet monster before using the toilet. I ruined my monster and my rubber gloves cuz of that.

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THIS IS HILARIOUS.....LOL

 

[sflahavin]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.

LMAO...You didn't mention not to flush though... The best is to have White Castle for breakfast, then Mexican food for lunch..That'll leave some monsters...

 

[morkus64]

Originally posted by: MDE
I'm almost tempted to get one...

I'm almost tempted to get ten...

 

[Spike]

My wife is going to love me now...

 

[Devistater]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
that first review is great.

So is the 2nd

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.

12 inchers are only intimidating when they are a big size around. I've dropped some logs that are not only 12" long but 2"+ in diameter at least. Those are the kind that have a hard time actually going down when you flush. The kind you might have to break up before they will go. The kind you need illigal blackmarket toilets with more than 1.5 L per flush (or whatever the number is) for so they dont clog. Is that still a law BTW? Someone said that was rescinded. Or maybe it's a state thing and not a federal thing? I'm in a new house now with all compliant toilets and I'm thinking I need something better.

 

[darkjester]

Originally posted by: ECartman
I've seen my share of toilet monsters.....and this is no toilet monster

LOL!!! :laugh:

 

[Monotaur]

Originally posted by: Devistater

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
that first review is great.

So is the 2nd

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.

12 inchers are only intimidating when they are a big size around. I've dropped some logs that are not only 12" long but 2"+ in diameter at least. Those are the kind that have a hard time actually going down when you flush. The kind you might have to break up before they will go. The kind you need illigal blackmarket toilets with more than 1.5 L per flush (or whatever the number is) for so they dont clog. Is that still a law BTW? Someone said that was rescinded. Or maybe it's a state thing and not a federal thing? I'm in a new house now with all compliant toilets and I'm thinking I need something better.

I just replaced a toilet that had broken in our house. When I bought the toilet, I overheard a sales guy (at Lowe's) telling another customer that it could flush a whole roll of paper towels (probably the cheapest, smallest, thinest kind though). I just thought that he was making it up but after I installed it the whole toilet kind of shakes/vibrates with the power of the flush... haven't had a problem yet! I hope this doesn't break the wax seal though...

 

[feelingshorter]

"Contrary to popular opinion, the toilet monster is NOT a funny joke to play on people you care about. One time a friend of mine planted a toilet monster on his little brother and boy was that funny because he DIED from fear!

Just the same though it is a great weapon to use against your enemies, so I give it five stars. Heed my warning though."

funny

 

[Evadman]

I had the pleasure of encountering a toilet monstor over the holidays. I came home from a drunken escapade and found my self getting sick on the way up the stairs to my bedroom. I felt the gurgle of puke start to come up so I high tailed it to the john. As I lifted the toilet cover the vomit was already on its way out. I shut my eyes as the vomit spued out of my mouth and nose. After 10 seconds of a solid stream of beer/peanuts/chili mix, I opened my eyes to this f*#king thing looking at me like "RAAAAAARRRRRRRR" with vomit all over him. Seriously, the vomit made this even more scarier. I had to throw this one out but we ended up buying another.

 

[Bartokomus]

so tempted...

 

[tealk]

Almost as good as the stink bomb thread from last week.... order should be here soon! haha!

 

[Krazy4Real]

That's awesome. I don't want anyone to die from it though.

 

[knightc2]

Nice find. This should garner a few good laughs. Post your results.