Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.
Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.
Originally posted by: MDE
I'm almost tempted to get one...
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
that first review is great.
Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.
LOL!!! :laugh:Originally posted by: ECartman
I've seen my share of toilet monsters.....and this is no toilet monster
Originally posted by: Devistater
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
that first review is great.
So is the 2nd
Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
it's much scarier to leave a 12incher in the pot, during the summer, close the lid, and the ac vent, and shut the door on your way out. After it simmers for about 45min. everyone will be scared when they open the door.
12 inchers are only intimidating when they are a big size around. I've dropped some logs that are not only 12" long but 2"+ in diameter at least. Those are the kind that have a hard time actually going down when you flush. The kind you might have to break up before they will go. The kind you need illigal blackmarket toilets with more than 1.5 L per flush (or whatever the number is) for so they dont clog. Is that still a law BTW? Someone said that was rescinded. Or maybe it's a state thing and not a federal thing? I'm in a new house now with all compliant toilets and I'm thinking I need something better.
I had the pleasure of encountering a toilet monstor over the holidays. I came home from a drunken escapade and found my self getting sick on the way up the stairs to my bedroom. I felt the gurgle of puke start to come up so I high tailed it to the john. As I lifted the toilet cover the vomit was already on its way out. I shut my eyes as the vomit spued out of my mouth and nose. After 10 seconds of a solid stream of beer/peanuts/chili mix, I opened my eyes to this f*#king thing looking at me like "RAAAAAARRRRRRRR" with vomit all over him. Seriously, the vomit made this even more scarier. I had to throw this one out but we ended up buying another.