Tom Jones dances like HELL!

Mai72

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Damn. He was kissing the women on the lips!

I bet he got a ton of action after the show.

 
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WelshBloke

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My uncle sang Tom Jones off the stage in a Welsh working mens club once.

Not to say that Tom isn't awesome, its just that my uncle was awesomer.
 

BUTCH1

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My uncle sang Tom Jones off the stage in a Welsh working mens club once.

Not to say that Tom isn't awesome, its just that my uncle was awesomer.

Really?, even Elvis was jealous of Tom's voice and you say your uncle was better??...BULLSHIT...
 

WelshBloke

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Really?, even Elvis was jealous of Tom's voice and you say your uncle was better??...BULLSHIT...


Must be bullshit, Tom was obviously born as a completely confident performer who didn't need to learn his trade playing small venues in the beginning and never had a bad gig in his life.
 

Fritzo

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Damn. He was kissing the women on the lips!

I bet he got a ton of action after the show.


He got a ton of action every show. He was the Justin Bieber of the 60's and 70's

He once admitted he would tape a cucumber to his leg when performing for "effect".
 

BUTCH1

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Must be bullshit, Tom was obviously born as a completely confident performer who didn't need to learn his trade playing small venues in the beginning and never had a bad gig in his life.


Fair enough, but as far as singing goes either God gave you pipes or he didn't, you can send someone with a poor or mediocre voice to singing lessons all you want but your just going to wind up with a well-trained crappy voice.
 

Mai72

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My uncle sang Tom Jones off the stage in a Welsh working mens club once.

Not to say that Tom isn't awesome, its just that my uncle was awesomer.
Lol. I got a fairy tale... Uh, story. My uncle played guitar and he outplayed Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Jeff Beck in one sitting.

 

Mai72

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Did I tell you guys that I once played Michael Jordan, Lebron James, and Kobe Bryant in a basketball game? I won the game. 3 on 1.

 

WelshBloke

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Lol. I got a fairy tale... Uh, story. My uncle played guitar and he outplayed Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Jeff Beck in one sitting.


Ummm, why would I make up a story about my uncle singing in a Welsh club many, many years ago?
If I wanted to bullshit you it would be about something much more interesting and would have the option to make me some money.

If your uncle lived in the same village that Jimi Hendrix did growing up and also played guitar and was also several years older than Jimi and had been performing at local clubs for years, then yes maybe I would belive that he outplayed Jimi Hendrix at an open mic that Jimi Hendrix played at when Jimi Hendrix was first starting out.
 

madoka

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It's his massive dong - massive dongs make a man a great dancer.

I had a co-worker who in a previous life was a backup singer who went on tour with Tom Jones.

She admitted to having given him many a blow job and that he was really smaller than normal. She told us that he often stuffed a sock down his underwear when he performed.
 

BUTCH1

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I had a co-worker who in a previous life was a backup singer who went on tour with Tom Jones.

She admitted to having given him many a blow job and that he was really smaller than normal. She told us that he often stuffed a sock down his underwear when he performed.

Me thinks your co-worker likes to tell stories, tell her to show you some pics of them together or it's shens..
 

madoka

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Me thinks your co-worker likes to tell stories, tell her to show you some pics of them together or it's shens..

She did show us pics of her performing with him and it's not like some older 50ish woman wants to brag about such things in front of her co-workers. She was not that kind of person. It was just one of those things that she accidentally blurted out.

So until you're somehow intimately familiar with Tom Jones' dong, I rest my case.
 
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