I bet you're like one of those honey-glazed hams by now. You've probably got a pretty thick crust covering you - but Robyn, I don't think he's all that tasty.
Colonial people had these things called lakes and rivers - occasionally (more often than once in two weeks), they probably at least got themselves damp in one.
Dude, you should bathe in rubbing alcohol to disinfect whatever has been growing and festering on your body. <shudder>